Saturday, October 1, 2016 • Afternoon Edition • "Now part of a nutrituous breakfast!"

Clint Eastwood Defends David Ayer, Suicide Squad

Clint Eastwood Defends David Ayer, Suicide Squad

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 4, 2016

Eastwood says that critics of big budget superhero movies are part of "the pussy generation."

Robert Kirkman's Hometown To Hold 'The Walking Dead' Celebration

Robert Kirkman's Hometown To Hold 'The Walking Dead' Celebration

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Tony Moore will also be in attendance, but as part of the catering staff.

William Shatner Willing To Return To Star Trek If He's Useful

William Shatner Willing To Return To Star Trek If He's Useful

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Meaning he'll certainly not be returning to Star Trek.

Powers Canceled by Playstation Network

Powers Canceled by Playstation Network

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

And Brian Bendis is powerless to stop it! Get it? Power-less?!

After Blow to Head from Falling Coconut, DC Co-Publisher Finally Understands Comics Business

After Blow to Head from Falling Coconut, DC Co-Publisher Finally Understands Comics Business

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Dan Didio gave a shockingly cogent interview to ICv2 about the state of the industry.

Marvel Signs Aaron Kuder to EXXXCLUSIVE Deal

Marvel Signs Aaron Kuder to EXXXCLUSIVE Deal

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Kuder will EXXXCLUSIVELY create comics for Marvel, starting with Death of X.

Suicide Squad Director Threatens Socialist Revolution in Response to Negative Reviews

Suicide Squad Director Threatens Socialist Revolution in Response to Negative Reviews

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

David Ayer isn't going to stand for the political and economic injustice inflicted upon blockbuster filmmakers by tyrannical critics.

Skydance To Produce A 'Sword Art Online' Live-Action TV Series

Skydance To Produce A 'Sword Art Online' Live-Action TV Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Beware, also working on a VR "experience"

Long-Ass Synopsis Released For Season 4 Of 'Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

Long-Ass Synopsis Released For Season 4 Of 'Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

What came before and what's to come.

'The Secret Life Of Pets' Gets A Sequel

'The Secret Life Of Pets' Gets A Sequel

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Looks like the cats aren't the only ones with multiple lives…

George Lucas Realizes Mistake, Starts To Buy Back Star Wars

George Lucas Realizes Mistake, Starts To Buy Back Star Wars

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Starting with all the art to Han Solo #1 and #2.

The First 'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' TV Spot Reveals…

The First 'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' TV Spot Reveals…

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

… Nothing new.

CBR Accidentally Sees 'Finding Dory' Instead Of 'Suicide Squad'

CBR Accidentally Sees 'Finding Dory' Instead Of 'Suicide Squad'

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

It explains the verbal fellatio Valnet Inc. Presents Comic Book Resources gave it.

Suicide Squad In-Depth Review (SPOILERS)

Suicide Squad In-Depth Review (SPOILERS)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Interested in seeing Suicide Squad this weekend? Our review goes all the way up to 11!

Clickbait Articles Speculating on Peter Capaldi Leaving Doctor Who to Continue For Another Season

Clickbait Articles Speculating on Peter Capaldi Leaving Doctor Who to Continue For Another Season

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Capaldi will reportedly not be leaving the show after next season, extending articles about him leaving the show for another year.

Suicide Squad Director Apologizes for Saying What We All Think About Marvel

Suicide Squad Director Apologizes for Saying What We All Think About Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Even though, if we're being totally honest, he was right.

The Tick Shows Off His Less Impressive Butt

The Tick Shows Off His Less Impressive Butt

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Peter Serafinowicz's posterior falls second to the Man of Buns of Steel.

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