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Asylum Launches Animation Division to Produce Knockoff Animation to Go With Their Knockoff Movies

Asylum Launches Animation Division to Produce Knockoff Animation to Go With Their Knockoff Movies

By Zechs in News with Benefits on January 24, 2016

The production company that makes cheap-ass cheesy movies will now be making cheap-ass animation movies.

'Popeye' Animated Movie Preparing To Set Sail Again?

'Popeye' Animated Movie Preparing To Set Sail Again?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 22, 2016

New crewmember boards project

Moffat to Leave Doctor Who, No New Season Until 2017, Broadchurch Creator to Take Over in 2018

Moffat to Leave Doctor Who, No New Season Until 2017, Broadchurch Creator to Take Over in 2018

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 22, 2016

Well, all the news is in the headline, so we're not sure what we're going to say in the article.

Didio Teases #Rebirth-branded Reboot, Followed By New #Afterbirth Universe

Didio Teases #Rebirth-branded Reboot, Followed By New #Afterbirth Universe

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 22, 2016

We're coining the term now. Get used to it!

The Nightmare Returns: Ultimate Spider-Man and Avengers Assemble New Seasons Debuting Soon!

The Nightmare Returns: Ultimate Spider-Man and Avengers Assemble New Seasons Debuting Soon!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on January 22, 2016

The fourth and third seasons of Marvel's animated shows will arrive on February 21st and March 13th!

Is McG Going to be the Master of 'Masters of Universe'!?

Is McG Going to be the Master of 'Masters of Universe'!?

By Zechs in News with Benefits on January 22, 2016

Well, at least it isn't Michael Bay or produced by him right? Right?

Rumor: Major Life Change in the Works for Batman Writer Scott Snyder

Rumor: Major Life Change in the Works for Batman Writer Scott Snyder

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 22, 2016

You won't believe what Snyder will be up to after leaving Batman this Summer!

Outhouse Shocker: Marvel Teaser Revealed To Be 'Thunderbolts'

Outhouse Shocker: Marvel Teaser Revealed To Be 'Thunderbolts'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 22, 2016

Confirmation, like lightning.

Developing Rumor: DC To

Developing Rumor: DC To "Pull Another DC" This Summer

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 22, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again.

Polite Gentlemen Grant Gustin Defends Ezra Miller as DC Movie Flash

Polite Gentlemen Grant Gustin Defends Ezra Miller as DC Movie Flash

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 22, 2016

Gustin had to stick up for Miller after fans misconstrued his Twitter activity as bashing the DC movie star.

Wong Selected To Play 'Wong' In 'Doctor Strange'

Wong Selected To Play 'Wong' In 'Doctor Strange'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 22, 2016

What could go… bad?

Angouleme Grand Prix Finally Nominated a Woman... YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

Angouleme Grand Prix Finally Nominated a Woman... YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 21, 2016

Read the most shocking, outrageous revelation yet about the beleaguered French comics festival!

Marvel's 2nd FCBD Title Features 'Captain America: Steve Rogers',

Marvel's 2nd FCBD Title Features 'Captain America: Steve Rogers', "Dead No More"

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 21, 2016

He got better

CBR Reports On Netflix’s Confirmation Of Previously Confirmed Reports

CBR Reports On Netflix’s Confirmation Of Previously Confirmed Reports

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 21, 2016

The confirmation comes only days after "Eisner Award Winning” CBR’s previous report on prior confirmations.

Rumor: Ego Interfering With 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2'

Rumor: Ego Interfering With 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 21, 2016

Big head may get screentime in the highly anticipated sequel.

"Venture Bros" Season 6 Gets Extended Trailer

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on January 21, 2016

'Either I just sent you a text or I accidentally took a picture of my ...'

'Spider-Man' Reboot Movie Swings Into Theaters Earlier

'Spider-Man' Reboot Movie Swings Into Theaters Earlier

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 21, 2016

Peter Parker early for once!

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