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Mantis Confirmed, Principal Photography Begins on Guardians Sequel

Mantis Confirmed, Principal Photography Begins on Guardians Sequel

By Gavin D. in News with Benefits on February 17, 2016

The director with a penchant for writing the most widely reported Facebook posts made another widely reported Facebook post.

Cannon Films: Rebirth?!

Cannon Films: Rebirth?!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on February 17, 2016

This isn't the kind of rebirth we were looking for news on, but apparently the company infamous for cinematic cheese has risen from the grave.

Here's a Bunch of Lame Duck Comics You Shouldn't Bother Buying Because They'll All Be Rebooted (or Whatever) in DC's May Solicitations

Here's a Bunch of Lame Duck Comics You Shouldn't Bother Buying Because They'll All Be Rebooted (or Whatever) in DC's May Solicitations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 16, 2016

It's the perfect jumping off point for DC's entire superhero line! AGAIN!

All Comic Book Movies From Now On To Have R Rating, Starting With Wolverine 3

All Comic Book Movies From Now On To Have R Rating, Starting With Wolverine 3

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 16, 2016

Movie studios will now try to replicate the success of Deadpool, which made $132 million dollars its opening weekend.

Civil War 2 Begins to Derail the Marvel Universe and Steve Rogers is Back (again) in May Solicitations

Civil War 2 Begins to Derail the Marvel Universe and Steve Rogers is Back (again) in May Solicitations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 16, 2016

Plus a special bonus of ten five dollar comics! Screw you, readers!

Rumor: Marguerite Bennett #Afterbirth Wonder Woman Writer?

Rumor: Marguerite Bennett #Afterbirth Wonder Woman Writer?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 16, 2016

It's not a reboot, dammit! And it never was!

DC Execs Confused Over Nature of #Rebirth Event

DC Execs Confused Over Nature of #Rebirth Event

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 16, 2016

Tweets yesterday claimed the obvious reboot is not a reboot, and never was.

Outhouse Shocker: 'Star Wars Episode VIII' Now In Production

Outhouse Shocker: 'Star Wars Episode VIII' Now In Production

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 16, 2016

Who would have thought?!

Full Daredevil Season 2 Trailer Released

Full Daredevil Season 2 Trailer Released

By Gavin D. in News with Benefits on February 16, 2016

The new trailer reveals the direction of the sophomore season while advertising the next trailer.

Republicans to Block Release of Sabrina #5, Afterlife With Archie #9 Until After Election

Republicans to Block Release of Sabrina #5, Afterlife With Archie #9 Until After Election

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 15, 2016

Archie plans to belligerently publish the comics in May and June, respectively.

Rosy Press and Oni Press (Roni Press?) Kickstarting Fresh Romance Print Collection

Rosy Press and Oni Press (Roni Press?) Kickstarting Fresh Romance Print Collection

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 15, 2016

It's a more perfect match than even Rob Liefeld and Rob Liefeld!

Celebrate This Valentines Day With Double Take's #JemasTines

Celebrate This Valentines Day With Double Take's #JemasTines

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 14, 2016

Because we really needed an excuse to publish all these images we made for Twitter.

Man Breaks Up With Valentine After Disagreement Over Seeing Deadpool Movie

Man Breaks Up With Valentine After Disagreement Over Seeing Deadpool Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 14, 2016

The man continued a 4 year streak of awful luck on the lovers' holiday this year.

Retailer Upset When Valentines Day Shipment of

Retailer Upset When Valentines Day Shipment of "Fresh Romance" Arrives Months Past Expiration Date

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 14, 2016

The store will be ill-suited to deal with the Valentines Day rush thanks to the error.

Rob Liefeld Hoping Rob Liefeld Will Be Rob Liefeld's Valentine

Rob Liefeld Hoping Rob Liefeld Will Be Rob Liefeld's Valentine

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 14, 2016

It's a match made in heaven, or possibly some other place.

Transformers Movie Franchise Expands With Bumblebee Spin-off Movie in 2018

Transformers Movie Franchise Expands With Bumblebee Spin-off Movie in 2018

By Zechs in News with Benefits on February 13, 2016

Yes, the character who's toys peg-warmed on store shelves everywhere in the last four Transformers movies will now peg-warm even harder with a spin-off movie coming in 2018.

New York Toy Fair: 2016

New York Toy Fair: 2016

By Zechs in News with Benefits on February 13, 2016

So, the big Toy Convention that spotlights all the upcoming releases from manufacturers is this weekend, which is also Valentines Day. You know's a predictable lonely nerd joke to be had here.

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