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Smell Like Batman With New Body Spray

Smell Like Batman With New Body Spray

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 10, 2016

Contains subtle notes of guilt, leather, and sweat.

Did RDJ Confirm A Giant 'Captain America: Civil War' Rumor?

Did RDJ Confirm A Giant 'Captain America: Civil War' Rumor?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 10, 2016

You decide!

CLICKBAIT: Top Five Screencaps of Spider-Man in New Captain America: Civil War Trailer

CLICKBAIT: Top Five Screencaps of Spider-Man in New Captain America: Civil War Trailer

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 10, 2016

See all the important Spidey moments from the trailer right here in one article!

New 'Powerpuff Girls' To Debut on April 4!

New 'Powerpuff Girls' To Debut on April 4!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 10, 2016

The popular cartoon from the late 90s is returning and we know the release date!

Rawr I'm a Beast in New X-Men Apocalypse Poster

Rawr I'm a Beast in New X-Men Apocalypse Poster

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 10, 2016

One character in the poster for the upcoming film seems to be putting in a little more effort than everyone else.

Watch The New 'Captain America: Civil War' Trailer (Updated)

Watch The New 'Captain America: Civil War' Trailer (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 10, 2016

Warning: Spoilers

Steph Brown Replaced by Barbara Gordon AGAIN as Jena Malone's BvS Role Revealed!

Steph Brown Replaced by Barbara Gordon AGAIN as Jena Malone's BvS Role Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 10, 2016

Stephanie Brown fans are screwed again as we mix our comics and wrestling metaphors.

Get Your Kryptonite Fried Chicken Now!

Get Your Kryptonite Fried Chicken Now!

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 10, 2016

Well, only if you're in the Philippines.

REVEALED: The Identity of the

REVEALED: The Identity of the "Hollywood Actress" Playing Empress from Mark Millar's Viral Photos

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

Spoiler alert: it isn't a Hollywood actress at all!

Slow News Day Bolstered by Promotional Images for Upcoming Movie

Slow News Day Bolstered by Promotional Images for Upcoming Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

Check out six new posters for DC's Suicide Squad!

U-DECIDE-2: Trump, Sanders, and Jemas Win Big in Last Night's Primaries

U-DECIDE-2: Trump, Sanders, and Jemas Win Big in Last Night's Primaries

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

Double Take's Super Packs are one step closer to winning the Republican presidential nomination and control of The Outhouse.

The Teams Face Front To Tease Tomorrow's 'Captain America: Civil War' Trailer

The Teams Face Front To Tease Tomorrow's 'Captain America: Civil War' Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

Chant along

Edgy, Murderous Hawkeye Graces Latest Marvel Civil War 2 Teaser

Edgy, Murderous Hawkeye Graces Latest Marvel Civil War 2 Teaser

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

The latest teaser shows Hawkeye aiming his bow at an unarmed, surrendering person.

REPORT: Marvel Seeking More Captain America Fill-In Writers as Spencer to Devote Even More Time to Clinton Campaign Tweets

REPORT: Marvel Seeking More Captain America Fill-In Writers as Spencer to Devote Even More Time to Clinton Campaign Tweets

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

The writer of three Marvel books has stopped eating, sleeping, and blinking as he dedicates literally all of his free time to Hillary Clinton tweets.

Chewbacca Will Appear In The 'Han Solo' Star Wars Story

Chewbacca Will Appear In The 'Han Solo' Star Wars Story

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 9, 2016

Looks like Han won't be going solo in this one.

The Gang Gets In Costume For 'Daredevil' Season 2 Image (Updated)

The Gang Gets In Costume For 'Daredevil' Season 2 Image (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 8, 2016

See the Punisher, Daredevil, and... Mortal Kombat's Mileena?

'Ghostbusters' Animated Movie Finds A Director

'Ghostbusters' Animated Movie Finds A Director

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 8, 2016

Will this director clash with the plans?

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