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Animal Rights Activists to Protest Opening of New Pokémon Gym.

Animal Rights Activists to Protest Opening of New Pokémon Gym.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 25, 2015

Why do you have to catch them all? Let these beautiful creatures be free.

Ruffalo Apparently Confirms Appearance In 'Thor: Ragnarok'

Ruffalo Apparently Confirms Appearance In 'Thor: Ragnarok'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 25, 2015

Hulk will probably show up too.

Marvel Announces New 'Punisher', 'Hyperion', 'Nighthawk', & 'X-Men' Series

Marvel Announces New 'Punisher', 'Hyperion', 'Nighthawk', & 'X-Men' Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

They want even more of your money…

Jason Aaron Extends Marvel Exxxclusive Deal, Won't Leave Until Wolverine is Restored to Prominence

Jason Aaron Extends Marvel Exxxclusive Deal, Won't Leave Until Wolverine is Restored to Prominence

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

Part of the superstar writer's contract includes an unlimited budget for heavy metal t-shirts and beard wax.

Hero Publisher Eric Stephenson Decries Variant Covers, Extolls DRM-free Digital Comics

Hero Publisher Eric Stephenson Decries Variant Covers, Extolls DRM-free Digital Comics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

Stephenson fired more shots at the corporate comic book industry.

Iron Man Goes International In 2016

Iron Man Goes International In 2016

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

International Man of Iron

Netflix’s “Jessica Jones” Gets Its First Trailer

Netflix’s “Jessica Jones” Gets Its First Trailer

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

Because a motion poster is just a .gif with aspirations above its station.

David Goyer: Constantine Wouldn't Have Been Cancelled If It Was on the Weather Channel.

David Goyer: Constantine Wouldn't Have Been Cancelled If It Was on the Weather Channel.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

The very important film and TV producer said his only regret was not broadcasting his now cancelled-series during the 5-day forecast.

Jeb Bush thinks Supergirl Is SUPER Hot.

Jeb Bush thinks Supergirl Is SUPER Hot.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 22, 2015

Hubba hubba Jeb! The 62-year-old Republican Presidential candidate shared some creepy old man remarks about the upcoming CBS Supergirl series starring Melissa Benoist.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Snags Coveted Third Place in Tuesday Ratings War

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Snags Coveted Third Place in Tuesday Ratings War

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 22, 2015

Sorry we're late with this article. We know everyone looks forward to it each week.

School Bully Who Just Watched 'Back to the Future' Can't Wait to Use New Insults.

School Bully Who Just Watched 'Back to the Future' Can't Wait to Use New Insults.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 22, 2015

Calling the film series 'an inspiration' to what bullying can be, the mean seventh grader can't wait to try out many of the classic insults he learned on dweebs, nerds, and losers at school tomorrow.

Outhouse Shocker: Peyton Reed In Talks To Direct 'Ant-Man And The Wasp'

Outhouse Shocker: Peyton Reed In Talks To Direct 'Ant-Man And The Wasp'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 22, 2015

Must convince ants to return for sequel as well

Marvel Comics Solicitations for January 2016

Marvel Comics Solicitations for January 2016

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 21, 2015

Only five of them cost $4.99! Sadly, that's a victory!

Netflix Releases Short Video to Promote Jessica Jones Trailer, Calls It a

Netflix Releases Short Video to Promote Jessica Jones Trailer, Calls It a "Motion Poster"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 21, 2015

We'll pretend like we're against this practice while doing exactly what we're making fun of.

Racist Star Wars Fan Club Has Surprisingly Successful First Meeting.

Racist Star Wars Fan Club Has Surprisingly Successful First Meeting.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 20, 2015

The group aims to combine their two main passions: a love for the rich tapestry of Star Wars films and an irrational hatred of all minorities.

Marvel To

Marvel To "Create Chinese Heroes And Stories" For Chinese Market

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 21, 2015

A certain presidential candidate would not be happy to hear that.

How Will You Celebrate 'Back To The Future's

How Will You Celebrate 'Back To The Future's "Future Day"?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 21, 2015

Companies join in on the Back to the Future fun.

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