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Top Scientists Worried Timestream Broken After Affleck Cast as Batman

Top Scientists Worried Timestream Broken After Affleck Cast as Batman

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 23, 2013

The casting of Ben Affleck as Batman is so absurd, it has led some in the scientific community to theorize that we may be living an extremely distorted alternate reality.

Men Applaud Slim and Sexy Lobo

Men Applaud Slim and Sexy Lobo

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 23, 2013

Industry battles over sexiness over, declares dudes.

Here's a Look at Yondu from Guardians of the Galaxy

Here's a Look at Yondu from Guardians of the Galaxy

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 23, 2013

Here's a look at Michael Rooker as Yondu in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Coen Brothers Next Project: Inside Llewyn Davis.

Coen Brothers Next Project: Inside Llewyn Davis.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on August 23, 2013

Coen Brothers look at the 1960's folk music movement in 1960's New York.

Internet Exhausted After Running Out of

Internet Exhausted After Running Out of "Ben Affleck/Batman" Jokes

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 23, 2013

The Internet officially ran out of jokes to make about the casting at 4:27 AM.

DC Shocker: DC to Produce

DC Shocker: DC to Produce "Justice League Canada" by Jeff Lemire

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 23, 2013

Not making this up either.

Volkswagon Introduced as Maker of New Batmobile

Volkswagon Introduced as Maker of New Batmobile

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 23, 2013

The new Batmobile will have very little space in the back.

Ben Affleck is Batman in Superman vs. Batman

Ben Affleck is Batman in Superman vs. Batman

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 23, 2013

We're not making this up.

It's Morphing Time! MMPR Fan Series Is Summoned!

It's Morphing Time! MMPR Fan Series Is Summoned!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 22, 2013

A new fan series called MMPR seeks to give a more edgier look at the Power Rangers and they've literally brought in the voices of Lord Zedd and Zordon themselves to make it all the more special.

Mark Hamill and Tara Strong Back as the Joker and Harley Quinn

Mark Hamill and Tara Strong Back as the Joker and Harley Quinn

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 22, 2013

For fifteen seconds.

Anarky, Katana Hinted for Batman: Arkham Origins

Anarky, Katana Hinted for Batman: Arkham Origins

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 22, 2013

Some new screenshots have appeared for the upcoming Batman game.

Marvel Shocker: Venom Cancelled as of Issue #42

Marvel Shocker: Venom Cancelled as of Issue #42

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 22, 2013

The series will end in October.

Rumor: Bradley Manning to Play Rocket Raccoon?

Rumor: Bradley Manning to Play Rocket Raccoon?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 22, 2013

El Presidente returns with a leak to end all leaks!

Marvel Developing Traveling 4D

Marvel Developing Traveling 4D "Experience" Show

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 22, 2013

Marvel is developing a traveling theme park ride.

New Trailer For Historical Epic Pompeii Erupts On Internet

New Trailer For Historical Epic Pompeii Erupts On Internet

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on August 22, 2013

Game of Thrones' Kit Harington plays Celtic gladiator in 2014 film about the doomed Roman Empire city.

Crossed Torture Variant Controversy Sparks Surprisingly Civil Debate on Internet

Crossed Torture Variant Controversy Sparks Surprisingly Civil Debate on Internet

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2013

As of press time, nobody had been tarred, feathered, or driven from the industry in shame and ridicule as a result of their statements.

Misunderstanding May Ruin Phil Jimenez's Transformers: Dark Cybertron

Misunderstanding May Ruin Phil Jimenez's Transformers: Dark Cybertron

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2013

Someone took the book's title a little too literally.

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