The character in the 1986 film was named Harry Potter Jr.
Today's headlines may cause you to lose all hope in humanity.
The cast also touch butts in shocking new photos.
The actor has confirmed the breaking news via Twitter.
In response, the actor has locked himself in his room and is blasting Taylor Swift.
Presumably Due to Poor Influence from Comics Industry, CW is Making a Grim and Gritty Reboot of Little WomenBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015
The CW has been working with DC Entertainment for far too long.
Power/Rangers Producer and Pro Wrestling Yoga Guru to Bring Grim and Gritty Watchmen-inspired Superhero Drama to HBOBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015
Despite all common sense telling you so, that headline is not a joke.
They're finally seeing a return on that investment.
And not those sexy strappy things either. Legit pants.
It's free! What have you got to lose?! ONLY YOUR LIFE! Wait, scratch that, there's nothing to lose.
You thought that was Daredevil? Not really…
I think we've already had the Star Trek episode where Capt. Kirk seduces an Amazon...
The finely chiseled abs... we mean actor is reportedly ready to leave the production.
Report: Over 150,000 Copies of Invincible Iron Man #1 to Sit Unsold in Back Issue Bins for Decades (UPDATE: 250,000)By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 28, 2015
The post- Secret Wars Marvel comic has surpassed 200,000 retailer orders.
Contains a SPOILER if you haven't seen the Ant-Man movie…
It’s those good people over at Twentieth Century Fox looking out for our best interests.
All around the web yesterday, the comic book media just couldn't stop talking about a photo of Bryan Singer's massive set.
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