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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is Trying To Remake/Star In 'Big Trouble In Little China'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 1, 2015

You know what old Jack Burton says in a time like this?

Marvel Editors Literally Killing Anyone Who Mentions X-Men or Fantastic Four

Marvel Editors Literally Killing Anyone Who Mentions X-Men or Fantastic Four

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 1, 2015

If this doesn't make Fox return the movie rights, nothing will!

Mark Millar Wants to Make a Hit-Girl Movie, Takes Credit for Hunger Games Success

Mark Millar Wants to Make a Hit-Girl Movie, Takes Credit for Hunger Games Success

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 1, 2015

Millar says the film would make Kick-Ass look like Finding Nemo!

New Statesman Denies They Ever Promised to Publish Art Spiegelman's Muhammad Cartoon

New Statesman Denies They Ever Promised to Publish Art Spiegelman's Muhammad Cartoon

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 1, 2015

As if this situation weren't complicated enough already.

A Bunch of Dudes are Making a Lumberjanes Movie

A Bunch of Dudes are Making a Lumberjanes Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 1, 2015

But 20th Century Fox is reportedly looking for a female director.

World's Collide as Arrow's Stephen Amell May Wrestle Stardust at Summer Slam

World's Collide as Arrow's Stephen Amell May Wrestle Stardust at Summer Slam

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 1, 2015

It wouldn't even rank in the top ten most ridiculous things to happen in pro wrestling.

Here's the (NOT) Official Poster for Marvel's AKA Jessica Jones

Here's the (NOT) Official Poster for Marvel's AKA Jessica Jones

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 31, 2015

There's still no release date for the show.

Here's a Teaser for Ash vs. Evil Dead

Here's a Teaser for Ash vs. Evil Dead

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 31, 2015

The teaser is very chainsaw-centric.

Art Spiegelman Pulls New Statesman

Art Spiegelman Pulls New Statesman "Free Speech" Magazine Cover Over Allegations of Censorship

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 30, 2015

The acclaimed cartoonist pulled his cover for The New Statesman after the magazine reportedly refused to publish a cartoon of the prophet Muhammad.

"The Wicked + The Divine" Has Been Optioned for TV Development by Universal

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on May 30, 2015

The series about teenagers with powers gets optioned. No idea why Universal thinks that is a successful trope.

Disney Pulls Plug on Tron 3

Disney Pulls Plug on Tron 3

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on May 30, 2015

Daft Punk will have to find another music video/film to work on.

DC Comics Split-Page Twix Ad Already Wildly Successful Thanks to Internet Outrage

DC Comics Split-Page Twix Ad Already Wildly Successful Thanks to Internet Outrage

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 30, 2015

The split-page ad may be the most lucrative revenue source for comics since the speculator boom of the 90s.

Secret Wars Creators Jim Shooter, Mike Zeck, and John Beatty Arrive 30 Years Late to Book Signing Tour

Secret Wars Creators Jim Shooter, Mike Zeck, and John Beatty Arrive 30 Years Late to Book Signing Tour

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2015

The creators of the original Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars blamed the occurrence on incursions or some shit like that.

Animated Movies Are About To Get Ugly…

Animated Movies Are About To Get Ugly…

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 29, 2015

… Uglydoll'd that is.

Na Na Na Na Na: James Gunn Says Fox Owns Kang and Marvel Can't Use Him

Na Na Na Na Na: James Gunn Says Fox Owns Kang and Marvel Can't Use Him

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2015

James Gunn, you are a bummer!

Warner Bros To Just Livestream Rest of Suicide Squad Filming

Warner Bros To Just Livestream Rest of Suicide Squad Filming

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2015

It will be more efficient than having hundreds of set photos hit the net every day.

One Million Moms to Protest Lame Lucifer TV Adaptation

One Million Moms to Protest Lame Lucifer TV Adaptation

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2015

Boy are they gonna feel foolish when they realize it's basically just a generic detective show that barely resembles the Vertigo Comic.

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