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Marvel and DC Announce Joint Crossover Event: Eric Stephenson is a Stinky Doodyface and Superhero Comics are Awesome

Marvel and DC Announce Joint Crossover Event: Eric Stephenson is a Stinky Doodyface and Superhero Comics are Awesome

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 28, 2014

The story will revolve around the Image Publisher being punched repeatedly in the nuts by Marvel and DC superheroes.

First Look at CW's Flash in Costume

First Look at CW's Flash in Costume

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on February 28, 2014

Picture's worth a thousand words.

Image Publisher Pwns Corporate Comics in ComicsPro Speech

Image Publisher Pwns Corporate Comics in ComicsPro Speech

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 28, 2014

Finally, somebody says what we’ve all been thinking.

All-Star Western Becomes the Schrodinger's Cat of Comics

All-Star Western Becomes the Schrodinger's Cat of Comics

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on February 28, 2014

News reports suggest the comic is both cancelled and not cancelled, while neither at the same time.

DC Shocker: All Star Western Canceled?! (UPDATED - Maybe Not)

DC Shocker: All Star Western Canceled?! (UPDATED - Maybe Not)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 27, 2014

Rounding off the bad DC news for the week, All Star Western will come to an end this year. UPDATE: OR WILL IT?!

Director on 'Akira' Live-Action Remake on Original:

Director on 'Akira' Live-Action Remake on Original: "Nobody is Interesting."

By Zechs in News with Benefits on February 25, 2014

Director of the live-action Akira remake Jaume Collet-Serra doesn't do himself any favors by dissing the original animated movie classic.

The 3DNado Returns: DC Announces Five Years Later Event Month

The 3DNado Returns: DC Announces Five Years Later Event Month

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on February 27, 2014

This September, 3D covers are making their comeback.

Marvel to Tease 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' In Upcoming ABC Special

Marvel to Tease 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' In Upcoming ABC Special

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on February 27, 2014

Marvel Studios: Assembling a Universe special to preview upcoming Marvel movies.

Report: Meredith Finch to Write Wonder Woman Series

Report: Meredith Finch to Write Wonder Woman Series

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on February 27, 2014

Finch is artist David Finch's wife and agent.

TV’s Constantine To Be Set In New York

TV’s Constantine To Be Set In New York

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 27, 2014

Moving a fictional British character to New York City! Wherever do they come up with these ideas?

Eleven Injured after Marvel Announces New Rocket Racoon Series by Skottie Young

Eleven Injured after Marvel Announces New Rocket Racoon Series by Skottie Young

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on February 27, 2014

Marvel employees were injured by fans throwing money at them after the announcement.

EXCLUSIVE: Outhouse Solves BOOM! Teaser; Big Trouble in Little China Comic in the Making

EXCLUSIVE: Outhouse Solves BOOM! Teaser; Big Trouble in Little China Comic in the Making

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 27, 2014

Through extensive investigation in the name of journalism, The Outhouse has solved the mystery of BOOM! Studios' teaser from this morning.

Robert Rodriguez To Produce And Direct Pilot Episode Of Spy Series Matador.

Robert Rodriguez To Produce And Direct Pilot Episode Of Spy Series Matador.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on February 26, 2014

Robert Rodriguez producing and directing pilot of TV series for his new El Rey cable network.

Adam Driver to Play Star Wars Villain, Will Be in Continuity with HBO's Girls

Adam Driver to Play Star Wars Villain, Will Be in Continuity with HBO's Girls

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 26, 2014

A relationship with Lena Dunham's character would drive anyone to the Dark Side.

Some Guy Tapped To Write Sandman Script For Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Some Guy Tapped To Write Sandman Script For Joseph Gordon-Levitt

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 26, 2014

After extensive research, The Outhouse can state that he is definitely British. Maybe. He has a BAFTA at least.

Perverts Flock to Guillem March's Blog As Artist Reveals More Nude Catwoman Pics

Perverts Flock to Guillem March's Blog As Artist Reveals More Nude Catwoman Pics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 26, 2014

Coincidentally, however, they are only there to appreciate March's artistic talents. Not, you know, to wank it.

WWE Network Off to Spotty Launch as Fans at Past Events Start Chanting for Daniel Bryan, C.M. Punk

WWE Network Off to Spotty Launch as Fans at Past Events Start Chanting for Daniel Bryan, C.M. Punk

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 26, 2014

The historical footage of classic pro wrestling events is becoming unwatchable due to the revolting fans, and also because they keep chanting for Punk and Bryan.

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