In related news, Marvel fans bemoaned the critically low supply of jerkoff material in their comics.
And it's not even Amazing Spider-Man 3.
You might have to shoryuken a kid in the face to get one.
Where were these hackers before Man of Steel came out? Thanks a lot, hackers!
And Many A Kirby Dot Will Be Spotted!
Hey look, it's Princess Leia! That's pretty NOOOO NOT MY CLAREMONT BOOK GOD DAMMIT!
Unlike Bleeding Cool, we won't spoil it in the headline.
Jason Reitman, Aaron Paul, J.K. Simmons, Kevin Pollak Putting on Live Empire Strikes Back, One Night OnlyBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014
Spoiler: Vader is Luke's dad.
Truly, it is the greatest of gifts!
And that rumor is being reported in the usual places.
There is another…
Only 90? What a quitter!
Are you ready for the (more than) 8-bit 80s invasion?
It's the most blunderful time... of the yeeeaaarrr!
A wise voice they need, yes mmmnn…
...the comic book adaptations!
In which we're grateful for new opportunities, but wary of the industry's ability to use them wisely.
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