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Michael Bay's TMNT: Now With More Johnny Knoxville

Michael Bay's TMNT: Now With More Johnny Knoxville

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 3, 2014

Knoxville and Tony Shalhoub will join the cast in vocal form, replacing the voices of Pete Ploszec and Danny Woodburn, because Michael Bay.

Coming Soon: Big Bang Theory + Star Wars

Coming Soon: Big Bang Theory + Star Wars

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on April 3, 2014

Bob Newhart to return in future Star Wars themed episode.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Producers Blame Bison Flight From Yellowstone Volcano for Ratings Low

S.H.I.E.L.D. Producers Blame Bison Flight From Yellowstone Volcano for Ratings Low

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 3, 2014

As the ratings for Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. hit another all time low, producers are blaming the pending eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano.

First Look at Bruce Timm's Animated Short: 'Batman: Strange Days'

First Look at Bruce Timm's Animated Short: 'Batman: Strange Days'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on April 3, 2014

The Bruce Timm animated Batman is back just in time for The Dark Knight's 75th Anniversary.

Marvel Claims to Have Reinvented Event Comics for Original Sin

Marvel Claims to Have Reinvented Event Comics for Original Sin

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 2, 2014

And of course, the comics media wants you to swallow it hook, line, and sinker.

Superman Unchained Delayed Indefinitely When Jim Lee Goes Missing

Superman Unchained Delayed Indefinitely When Jim Lee Goes Missing

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 2, 2014

DC is searching for artist Jim Lee as Superman Unchained #8 and #9 are cancelled to be resolicited at a later date.

SWIPE FILE: THE OUTHOUSERS VS. THE BEAT VS. BLEEDING COOL

SWIPE FILE: THE OUTHOUSERS VS. THE BEAT VS. BLEEDING COOL

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on April 2, 2014

And Arbor Day will never be the same again!

Marvel Continues

Marvel Continues "Making Up Numbers" Trend With Announcement of Amazing Spider-Man #1 "Sales"

By Jeff Moss in News with Benefits on April 2, 2014

Amazing Spider-Man #1 Sells 500,000 Copies Before Even Being Purchased

Tobias Alistair P. Kebbell is Doctor Doom in Fantastic Four Reboot

Tobias Alistair P. Kebbell is Doctor Doom in Fantastic Four Reboot

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2014

Who in their right mind would give up that awesome name to be known as "Toby"?

Amazing Spider-Man Sells Over 500,000 Copies (to Retailers)

Amazing Spider-Man Sells Over 500,000 Copies (to Retailers)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2014

What's Dan Slott's mom gonna do with those 425,000 copies?

Emilia Clarke's Boyfriend Cast as Riddler in Fox's Gotham

Emilia Clarke's Boyfriend Cast as Riddler in Fox's Gotham

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2014

The boyfriend will play Edward Nigma in the upcoming police procedural teen drama.

AMC Releases First Season 5 Walking Dead Poster

AMC Releases First Season 5 Walking Dead Poster

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2014

Since this is April fools day, we'll assume this is a joke and everyone dies in the season opener.

80 Year Old Man Excited for New Cullen Bunn Shadow Series From Dynamite

80 Year Old Man Excited for New Cullen Bunn Shadow Series From Dynamite

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2014

The youngest living fan of pulp heroes is overjoyed to learn that the Sixth Gun and Fearless Defenders scribe will take on one of his favorite characters.

Lost Producers Celebrate after Watching How I Met Your Mother Finale

Lost Producers Celebrate after Watching How I Met Your Mother Finale

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on April 1, 2014

The producers were happy their ending could no longer be called the worst finale of all time.

Goyer Green Lantern Reboot Unfortunately Not an April Fools Prank

Goyer Green Lantern Reboot Unfortunately Not an April Fools Prank

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2014

Disappointing fans who hoped that plans to "Man of Steel" the hero was just a cruel joke, David Goyer really is interested in making another Green Lantern film.

Another Reboot Of The Pink Panther In Development.

Another Reboot Of The Pink Panther In Development.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on March 31, 2014

New Pink Panther reboot to be centered animated Pink Panther character, and not Inspector Clouseau.

Check Out This Sweet Captain America Cosplay from the Avengers: Age of Ultron Set

Check Out This Sweet Captain America Cosplay from the Avengers: Age of Ultron Set

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 31, 2014

It looks almost like the real thing!

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