Every single employee at the comic book publisher has filed a lawsuit against every other employee.
The studio also reportedly punched a puppy in the face this morning, just to see it cry.
DC to Prep Next Generation of Comics Journalists with New Lois Lane Young Adult Novel by Gwenda BondBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014
Hopefully this new generation will learn to respect their craft and avoid journalistic pitfalls like saying mean things about DC Comics.
Marvel Filling Office With Post-It Notes Reminding Selves Not to Have Milo Manara Draw Cover to Rumored New Jean Grey BookBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014
The company is taking precautionary measures to avoid accidentally turning a rumored new book about the underage character into a softcore porn comic.
Zack Snyder Subjects Two Batman vs. Superman Stars to Cold Water Torture, Films the Whole Sick ThingBy ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014
Presumably, the two stars were punished for smiling too much on set.
The sequel Zechs did nazi coming spears him hard thru a table at its US Premiere at Wizard World Chicago 2014 during the con's Bruce Campbell Horror Film festival.
Already, people are praising Marvel for their bold decision.
Okay, it's just for the Ultimate Spider-Man TV show, but still.
He's in talks to play Audrey Griswold's husband in the movie, which relaunches the Vacation franchise for a new generation.
Marvel to Release Deadpool 75th Anniversary Variants Because There Are Mindless Assholes Out There Who Like DeadpoolBy ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014
And people will buy them because people suck.
He mentioned it in an interview, and now the internet will do our best to make it come true.
The Kick-Ass actress also shared her thoughts on female superheroes in movies.
Lizard-Themed Cyber Terrorists Fight American Imperialism With DDOS Attack on Sony Playstation NetworkBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014
We are not making anything about this story up.
Fantastic Four Director Josh Trank had a Q&A on Twitter today and offered answers to some of the major fan questions about the new movie.
It took nine years to make just $7 million dollars? Should have invested in war bonds.
Now with more hilarious Google translation!
No... she got THEM ALL CUT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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