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Comics Smackdown: Is CBR in the Dog House with DC Comics After Teen Titans Hit Piece? (UPDATED)

Comics Smackdown: Is CBR in the Dog House with DC Comics After Teen Titans Hit Piece? (UPDATED)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 11, 2014

Rogue blogger Janelle Asselin ripped the upcoming Teen Titans reboot cover a new one in a CBR article, prompting a quick response from DC stock artist Brett Booth.

In Wake of Heartbleed Bug, Image Comics Releases Insensitive SUPREME Teaser

In Wake of Heartbleed Bug, Image Comics Releases Insensitive SUPREME Teaser

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 11, 2014

The teaser mimics a private communication on a computer terminal screen, an obvious mockery of the people suffering from the devastating effects of the Heartbleed SSL bug.

Megan Fox Sets Targets On More Beloved Franchises to Destroy

Megan Fox Sets Targets On More Beloved Franchises to Destroy

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 11, 2014

Fox threatens to use her terrible acting and working relationship with Michael Bay to ruin Thundercats, Sailor Moon, and more!

Marvel to Hold Contest to Decide Bold New Direction for Thunderbolts After Original Sin

Marvel to Hold Contest to Decide Bold New Direction for Thunderbolts After Original Sin

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 11, 2014

Fans will vote on whether the book will be rocked to its foundations, shaken to its core, or changed in some other unquantifiable way that won't make any real difference.

'Batman: Strange Days' is Now Strangely Online

'Batman: Strange Days' is Now Strangely Online

By Zechs in News with Benefits on April 11, 2014

Yes, Kevin Conroy reprises his role as the Batman in this 75th Anniversary Dark Knight animated-short and we've got it here for you!

comiXology Confirms Amazon Sale, Denies Selling Out

comiXology Confirms Amazon Sale, Denies Selling Out

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 10, 2014

The web giant will swallow comiXology whole, resulting in imminent doom for the comics industry (probably).

G-G-G-GAME CHANGER: Comixology Purchased by Amazon

G-G-G-GAME CHANGER: Comixology Purchased by Amazon

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on April 10, 2014

Drones will now deliver digital comics to your house.

Stephen Colbert to Take Over Late Show, ThanosCopter Available to Take Over Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert to Take Over Late Show, ThanosCopter Available to Take Over Colbert Report

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 10, 2014

Call us!

Top Six Suspects in Death of The Ultimate Warrior

Top Six Suspects in Death of The Ultimate Warrior

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 10, 2014

We're gonna get to the bottom of this if it KILLS us! Ooh, poor choice of words.


Man Who Recovered Missing Doctor Who Episodes Releases Statement On Missing Episode

Man Who Recovered Missing Doctor Who Episodes Releases Statement On Missing Episode "Omnirumor"

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on April 10, 2014

Philip Morris releases a statement on Facebook regarding the continued search for lost episodes of Doctor Who.

Blue Jackets Clinch Playoff Seed, Outhouse Editor Abuses Powers to Celebrate

Blue Jackets Clinch Playoff Seed, Outhouse Editor Abuses Powers to Celebrate

By Christian in News with Benefits on April 10, 2014

Screw comics, a hockey team from Ohio made the Stanley Cup Playoffs!

Did You Know Thaniel #1 is In Stores Today?

Did You Know Thaniel #1 is In Stores Today?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

Well it is. So check it out!

David Goyer is Making an FBP: Federal Bureau of Physics (FBPFBP) Movie

David Goyer is Making an FBP: Federal Bureau of Physics (FBPFBP) Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

The comic formerly known as Collider is getting a film adaptation produced by Dark Knight scribe David Goyer.

All New “New Suicide Squad” To Launch In July

All New “New Suicide Squad” To Launch In July

By GHERU in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

DC promises that the “New Suicide Squad” is so good they want it out NOW!

Marvel Loses More Viewers As Agents Of SHIELD Spoils Captain America 2

Marvel Loses More Viewers As Agents Of SHIELD Spoils Captain America 2

By GHERU in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

Excuse me, Marvel, for not being able to make it to a theater within four days of a movie’s release. Dicks.

R.I.P. The Ultimate Warrior (1959-2014)

R.I.P. The Ultimate Warrior (1959-2014)

By Zechs in News with Benefits on April 9, 2014

The wrestling world is in shock as one of its greatest legends has passed away suddenly at the age of 54.

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