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REPORT: Even Most Racists Can't Take Ridiculous #BoycottStarWars Hashtag Seriously

REPORT: Even Most Racists Can't Take Ridiculous #BoycottStarWars Hashtag Seriously

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 20, 2015

A new social movement claiming the new Star Wars movie is anti-white propaganda is simply too idiotic, even for idiots.

'Ghost In The Shell: The New Movie' Gets A Limited Theatrical Run

'Ghost In The Shell: The New Movie' Gets A Limited Theatrical Run

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 20, 2015

No Scarlett Johansson in this one.

Are You Ready For Some New 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Trailer?

Are You Ready For Some New 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Trailer?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 20, 2015

Skip the football, watch the trailer!

NEW 'The Venture Bros' Season 6 Trailer!

NEW 'The Venture Bros' Season 6 Trailer!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 19, 2015

We know. We're salivating too waiting for new Venture. This little over three-minute trailer will have to do.

DeMark Thompson Campaigns for Favorite Actor to Get John Stewart Green Lantern Role

DeMark Thompson Campaigns for Favorite Actor to Get John Stewart Green Lantern Role

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 19, 2015

Thompson flexes both his cinematic and pectoral muscles in this campaign trailer.

Editor of Den of Geek Commits Seppuku to Regain Honor.

Editor of Den of Geek Commits Seppuku to Regain Honor.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 19, 2015

Having published a rumor that was proven to be untrue, the embarrassed editor announced the only way to regain face was to perform the ancient Japanese ritual disembowelment ceremony.

Sneak Peeks At Tomorrow's 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'

Sneak Peeks At Tomorrow's 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' "Exclusive Look"

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 19, 2015

For those that just can't wait…

Forces Awaken for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'! New Poster! Marathons!

Forces Awaken for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'! New Poster! Marathons!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 18, 2015

With a new trailer about to hit tomorrow, we've got a new poster to fawn over, and the announcement some were waiting for: a marathon of all six movies leading up to the newest.

Yes, There is a

Yes, There is a "Civil War" Between Marvel Studios and Marvel TV

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 17, 2015

In which we refute a dubious article published on Forbes.com today.

Portland Comic Cafe Burglarized/Damaged. Good news: you can help

Portland Comic Cafe Burglarized/Damaged. Good news: you can help

By Nicholas Prom in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

Be a decent human, donate via gofundme

The Nightmare Returns! Scott Lobdell Returns to Teen Titans!

The Nightmare Returns! Scott Lobdell Returns to Teen Titans!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

Just when you thought it was safe to read a comic about the Teen Titans, the man who gave us one of the worst runs on the franchise is BACK!!!

Captain America and Thor Totally Make-Out This January

Captain America and Thor Totally Make-Out This January

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

…sitting in a tree

Irving Forbush, Rest In Peace

Irving Forbush, Rest In Peace

By Richard Caldwell in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

The Outhouse says goodbye to Marvel's number one fan.

Batman v. Superman to Stink Up Video Games Too w/ Arkham DLC

Batman v. Superman to Stink Up Video Games Too w/ Arkham DLC

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

The wooden acting of Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck will, unfortunately, not be included.

Hulk in Talks to Star in Thor: Ragnarok

Hulk in Talks to Star in Thor: Ragnarok

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

It's unknown what role the Hulk is up for.

NYCC: Grisly Discovery at Javits Center as Construction Crew Uncovers Remains of 'Maintaining Professional Standards in Reporting' Panel.

NYCC: Grisly Discovery at Javits Center as Construction Crew Uncovers Remains of 'Maintaining Professional Standards in Reporting' Panel.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

Reported missing back in 2010, the panel of comic journalists had been scheduled to speak about the importance of citing sources and fact-checking rumors. While police have several suspects, no arrests have been made at this time.

"Unforeseeable Issues" Led to Comic Book Delay, Says Creator Who Spent the Last Eight Hours Arguing on Twitter.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

Calling it 'just one of those things that happen' the famous comic book writer regretfully informed fans that the next issue of his series would be delayed yet again.

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