We can't think of any other plausible explanation.
David Lynch's cult TV series is making a comeback on Showtime in 2016.
To hell with you and your "one book at a time" announcements.
Bleeding Cool "Confirms" Fantastic Four Cancellation Rumor, Outhouse Invents New Drinking Game for Reading Bleeding CoolBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 6, 2014
But we don't recommend you play it because it will probably kill you.
The new series will be written by Ryan North and illustrated by Erica Henderson.
This isn't your daddy's teenage witch!
Or I guess you could just keep checking the internet, but still…
We have nothing bad to say about this idea, but we'll still find some ways to insult people.
More money to charity! More comic books! More exclamatory sentences!
We're going to repeat some things Mel Gibson has said that contain strong language. Consider yourselves warned.
September Sales Prove Comics Fans Have No One But Themselves to Blame When Companies Focus on Gimmicks Over StoriesBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 3, 2014
Not only did DC see a huge market share boost from September's 3D covers, but Death of Wolverine topped the charts as well.
In case you ever wanted to see Harvey Dent's O-face, this is your chance.
However, another veteran joins the crew.
Truly, he is the hero we deserve.
Of course, some people are outraged by this "censorship."
Is there another doctor in the house?
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