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Prepare For A Rainbow of Lightsabers in The Star Wars Universe

Prepare For A Rainbow of Lightsabers in The Star Wars Universe

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

J.J. Abrams wants gay characters in Star Wars.

Tommy Flanagan To Play Morally Ambiguous Character In Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Tommy Flanagan To Play Morally Ambiguous Character In Guardians of the Galaxy 2

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

The Sons of Anarchy actor is the latest addition to the cast.

Fox's Latest Look At

Fox's Latest Look At "X-Men: Apocalypse"

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

More x-plosions, yelling mutants and villain end-of-the-world rants.

Marvel Brings Back Timely Comics; Has 3-In-1 Issues to Fill Pages for Lack of Variants

Marvel Brings Back Timely Comics; Has 3-In-1 Issues to Fill Pages for Lack of Variants

By Ali Jaffery The Hunk in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

How Timely (unlike Secret Wars)

Nicholas Meyer Joins The Crew Of The New 'Star Trek' Series

Nicholas Meyer Joins The Crew Of The New 'Star Trek' Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

Can this get people to subscribe to All Access?

Marguerite Bennett Rumored to Write Wonder Woman

Marguerite Bennett Rumored to Write Wonder Woman

By Gavin D. in News with Benefits on February 27, 2016

The rising star looks to take on DC's most famous heroine.

RUMOR: Unhappy Batfleck Rewrote Batman v. Superman Script in Costume

RUMOR: Unhappy Batfleck Rewrote Batman v. Superman Script in Costume

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 26, 2016

It's a slow news day, folks. Bear with us.

Jonathan Frakes To Play J'Son In Animated Guardians of the Galaxy

Jonathan Frakes To Play J'Son In Animated Guardians of the Galaxy

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 25, 2016

He's our number one choice to play J'Son.

REPORT: Whitest Possible Guy To Play Marvel's Iron Fist

REPORT: Whitest Possible Guy To Play Marvel's Iron Fist

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 25, 2016

Game of Thrones star Terrence "Terry" "Finn" Jones will play Danny Rand in the upcoming Netflix series.

Confirmed: Nebula's Hand In 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2'

Confirmed: Nebula's Hand In 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 25, 2016

The robotic hand though, is not yet confirmed.

Regal Cinemas Offers Masochists Chance to See Batman v. Superman Unlimited Times for $100

Regal Cinemas Offers Masochists Chance to See Batman v. Superman Unlimited Times for $100

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 25, 2016

Medical costs for eye bleeding are not covered by the ticket price.

DC Launches All Access App, Bringing Promotional Spam Directly to Your Notifications Bar

DC Launches All Access App, Bringing Promotional Spam Directly to Your Notifications Bar

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 25, 2016

Why bother reading mainstream comic book websites when you can get your fluff delivered right to your phone?!

Alan Moore Vows to Color Watchmen Coloring Book With Blood of Enemies

Alan Moore Vows to Color Watchmen Coloring Book With Blood of Enemies

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 25, 2016

DC Comics' plans to release a Watchmen coloring book are just the latest in a long line of insults that Moore can no longer bear.

1 Guy Walks Into a Website and Steals a Preview of 4 Kids Walk Into a Bank

1 Guy Walks Into a Website and Steals a Preview of 4 Kids Walk Into a Bank

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 25, 2016

EXXXCLUSIVELY stolen from The AV Club's EXXXCLUSIVE preview!

Wolverine 3 Was Totally Always Going to Have R Rating (NSFW)

Wolverine 3 Was Totally Always Going to Have R Rating (NSFW)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 24, 2016

It most certainly was not influenced by Deadpool. Nope.

EXXXCLUSIVE: Trailer for the R-Rated Ultimate Edition of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice REVEALED

EXXXCLUSIVE: Trailer for the R-Rated Ultimate Edition of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice REVEALED

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 24, 2016

You won't find content like this anywhere else!

U-DECIDE-2: Americans Face Critical Day in Election as Double Take Third Issues Hit Stores

U-DECIDE-2: Americans Face Critical Day in Election as Double Take Third Issues Hit Stores

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 24, 2016

Will voters support Bill Jemas's beloved Super Packs, or will the forces of establishment politics win again? The only ones who can DECIDE are U!

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