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READ: Rich Johnston's

READ: Rich Johnston's "Fictional" Story About a Wealthy Comic Book CEO

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

Could the secret that would destroy the comics industry be revealed in these cryptic writings?!

State of Emergency Declared as CBR Convention Blimp Breaks Free, Drifts Wildly Ahead of Locust Moon Comics Fest

State of Emergency Declared as CBR Convention Blimp Breaks Free, Drifts Wildly Ahead of Locust Moon Comics Fest

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

The popular website caused a huge commotion when their promotional vehicle became untethered and drifted across Pennsylvania.

Ratings Are In, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Performs Better Than NY Mets

Ratings Are In, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Performs Better Than NY Mets

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

Another decisive victory for everyone's favorite superheroish TV show!

BREAKING: Empire Magazine to Be Rebranded as Suicide Squad Presents: Suicide Squad Magazine Feat. Suicide Squad

BREAKING: Empire Magazine to Be Rebranded as Suicide Squad Presents: Suicide Squad Magazine Feat. Suicide Squad

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

As two more covers are revealed, featuring Deadshot and Harley Quinn, the magazine will shift formats to covering all Suicide Squad, all the time!

Scientists Warn Nation Facing Critical Shortage of Deadpool and Harley Quinn Cosplayers.

Scientists Warn Nation Facing Critical Shortage of Deadpool and Harley Quinn Cosplayers.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

A new report reveals that if measures aren't taken now to reduce consumption, the planet could be completely out of Deadpool and Harley Quinn by 2020.

If You Look at This Picture of Suicide Squad's Enchantress, You Will Die Within 7 Days

If You Look at This Picture of Suicide Squad's Enchantress, You Will Die Within 7 Days

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 28, 2015

The image of Cara Delevingne is said to be cursed, ensuring doom for all who look upon it.

Batman Writer David Goyer Speaks on Racial Diversity in Hollywood

Batman Writer David Goyer Speaks on Racial Diversity in Hollywood

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 27, 2015

You won't believe the outrageous comments the DC movie mogul made this time!!

ATTN Psychos: DC Finally Releases Pint Glasses Shaped as Torsos of Favorite Superheroes

ATTN Psychos: DC Finally Releases Pint Glasses Shaped as Torsos of Favorite Superheroes

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 27, 2015

Another PR win for DC's licensing department!

REPORT: Marvel and China to Team Up to Create Actual Chinese Superhero

REPORT: Marvel and China to Team Up to Create Actual Chinese Superhero

By MrBlack in News with Benefits on October 27, 2015

Reports that the company would create comics for the Chinese market were vastly underestimating their plans.

Supergirl star Melissa Benoist: Jeb Bush is extremely attractive and I love him.

Supergirl star Melissa Benoist: Jeb Bush is extremely attractive and I love him.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 27, 2015

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Meet Some Of The Creature Characters Of Disney's 'Zootopia'

Meet Some Of The Creature Characters Of Disney's 'Zootopia'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Also who voices them, have you herd of them?

Harassment Leads SXSW to Cancel

Harassment Leads SXSW to Cancel "Overcoming Harassment in Games" Panel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Today in news that should make you ashamed to be a part of the human race...

DC Rebooting Superman Again?!

DC Rebooting Superman Again?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

According to reports from the world's leading astrophysicists, the reboot is expected to occur on November 14th.

Proving There is Justice in World, Soulless Jem Reboot Fails Utterly at Box Office

Proving There is Justice in World, Soulless Jem Reboot Fails Utterly at Box Office

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Who could have foreseen that a Jem movie featuring none of the elements that made the show popular would bomb at the box office?

EXXXCLUSIVE Preview of Jared Leto Empire Magazine Interview

EXXXCLUSIVE Preview of Jared Leto Empire Magazine Interview

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Leto graces the cover of an upcoming issue, and The Outhouse has the scoop on the contents!

Controversial Retailer Dennis Barger Jr. in Financial Dire Straights Over Action Figure Snafu

Controversial Retailer Dennis Barger Jr. in Financial Dire Straights Over Action Figure Snafu

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Learn how you can help everyone's favorite industry blowhard escape certain doom by buying some variant covers on eBay.

Friend Who Brought Very Complicated Board Game Ready to Take This Party to Next Level.

Friend Who Brought Very Complicated Board Game Ready to Take This Party to Next Level.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

As of 5 am this morning, the wild party-goers were still going strong after having almost finished reading the instructions.

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