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Amazing Spider-Man #8 Proves Bathing in Fan's Tears Can Prolong Life, Restore Youth

Amazing Spider-Man #8 Proves Bathing in Fan's Tears Can Prolong Life, Restore Youth

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 23, 2014

A new scientific study by doctor/Amazing Spider-Man writer Dan Slott has shown that if you put just enough fan's tears in a tub and bathe in them they can prolong one's life.

Marvel Shocks World, Releases Teaser for New Event: Inhumans - Attilan Rising

Marvel Shocks World, Releases Teaser for New Event: Inhumans - Attilan Rising

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 23, 2014

The story will be based around Black Bolt's struggle with erectile dysfunction.

Archie Comics Announces New

Archie Comics Announces New "Riverdale" TV Series at Fox, Unleashes Cursed Alex Ross Painting to Celebrate

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 23, 2014

The show will focus on the Archie/Betty/Veronica love triangle, and the painting will bring about 1000 years of chaos and evil.

Glorious HD Official Avengers 2: Age of Ultron Trailer Released After Tonight's Leak

Glorious HD Official Avengers 2: Age of Ultron Trailer Released After Tonight's Leak

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 23, 2014

With the cat out of the bag, Marvel had only one choice: release the official trailer in wonderful high definition.

LEGO Batman Gets HIs Own TV Special

LEGO Batman Gets HIs Own TV Special

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 23, 2014

Along with a few of his friends.

Gotham Casts Dr. Leslie Thompkins

Gotham Casts Dr. Leslie Thompkins

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 23, 2014

Get ready for creepy fanboy ogling

Avengers 2: Age of Ultron Trailer Leaks (Now With Official HD Version)

Avengers 2: Age of Ultron Trailer Leaks (Now With Official HD Version)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

Watch it while you can!

Ratings Shocker: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Showrunners Mistake Television for Limbo Contest, Score New Series Low

Ratings Shocker: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Showrunners Mistake Television for Limbo Contest, Score New Series Low

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

The beleaguered show continues to break records, hitting a new all-time low in the ratings this week.

Cinebook Adaptation of Disney’s “Frozen” Preorders Top Six Figures

Cinebook Adaptation of Disney’s “Frozen” Preorders Top Six Figures

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

It’s also over 300 pages long and sells for $14.99.

Crazy Florida Mom Wins; Toys 'R' Us Pulls 'Breaking 'Bad Figures

Crazy Florida Mom Wins; Toys 'R' Us Pulls 'Breaking 'Bad Figures

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

The retail toy chain is pulling the entire line of Breaking Bad figures from their website and store shelves.

New Trailer Released for WWE Hell in a Cell 2014

New Trailer Released for WWE Hell in a Cell 2014

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

Ok, it's not exactly an official trailer...

See Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Mockingbird's New Look

See Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Mockingbird's New Look

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

Out from undercover

Marvel’s Unforgiven…sorry…Old Man Logan Returning In 2015

Marvel’s Unforgiven…sorry…Old Man Logan Returning In 2015

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

Event fatigue, blah blah, change universes forever, yadda yadda

New “Criminal” One-Shot Due In January

New “Criminal” One-Shot Due In January

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

No snark, this is good news.

Toys R Us Pulls “Breaking Bad Figures” All Involved Arrested By FBI, Tarred and Feathered, Renditioned to Cuba, and Received a Bad Mark on Their Permanent Record

Toys R Us Pulls “Breaking Bad Figures” All Involved Arrested By FBI, Tarred and Feathered, Renditioned to Cuba, and Received a Bad Mark on Their Permanent Record

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

The NSA is currently tracking down the IP addresses of everyone who supported the toys.

Watch Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D., See The Avengers 2 Trailer!

Watch Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D., See The Avengers 2 Trailer!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

Will this help the ratings-starved series?

Marvel's New Superhero with Cochlear Implants Sparks Divided Response from Deaf Community

Marvel's New Superhero with Cochlear Implants Sparks Divided Response from Deaf Community

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 21, 2014

Some members of the deaf community didn't find this story as heartwarming as we did.

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