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Aspen Buys Big Dog Ink; Cumming For Zenescope Next?

Aspen Buys Big Dog Ink; Cumming For Zenescope Next?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 15, 2014

JUDE: RU, you misspelled… RU: What? JUDE: Never mind

Asbury Park Comic Con Moves to Seacaucus, Becomes East Coast Comic Con

Asbury Park Comic Con Moves to Seacaucus, Becomes East Coast Comic Con

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

Attendees will now have to drive twenty minutes to purchase cocaine and heroin.

Power Hungry James Gunn Delivers Guardians of the Galaxy Ultimatum

Power Hungry James Gunn Delivers Guardians of the Galaxy Ultimatum

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

The director refuses to include Carl Douglas's Kung Fu Fighting on the soundtrack to the sequel.

Wonder Woman Movie To Use New Origin In Movie…What, What? There's a NEW Origin?

Wonder Woman Movie To Use New Origin In Movie…What, What? There's a NEW Origin?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

“I just assumed she was still some sort of dominatrix made from clay. Basically, every fanboys dream golem.” ~ sdsichero

Outhousers’ Reporters Fight To The Death Over Deadspin Article.

Outhousers’ Reporters Fight To The Death Over Deadspin Article.

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

On one hand, this is this week’s Best Thing Ever! On the other, it's Randy Orton.

Want to Turn the Most Special Moment of Your Life into a Public Spectacle for Comic Book Nerds?

Want to Turn the Most Special Moment of Your Life into a Public Spectacle for Comic Book Nerds?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

The Wedding Bomb has the solution for you: get married at Stan Lee's Comikaze!

Top Ten List Of Bad Joke Headlines Outhouse Writers Could Come Up With Regarding NYCC Attendance Record

Top Ten List Of Bad Joke Headlines Outhouse Writers Could Come Up With Regarding NYCC Attendance Record

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

I know this looks like a lazy way to write an article…

OHCC Exclusive: Is DC Planning To Kill Off Lois Lane? *SPOILERS for Batman/Superman #15*

OHCC Exclusive: Is DC Planning To Kill Off Lois Lane? *SPOILERS for Batman/Superman #15*

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

If it looks like a duck...

Marvel Teases Age of Ultron/Marvel Zombies Crossover

Marvel Teases Age of Ultron/Marvel Zombies Crossover

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

Okay...

BREAKING: Marvel Plans on Adapting

BREAKING: Marvel Plans on Adapting "Civil War" Story in Captain America 3, Make Robert Downey Jr. Worse Than Satan

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

Downey is allegedly close to signing a deal to appear as the villain of Captain America 3.

Report: Keanu Reeves Too Sophisticated an Actor to Play Doctor Strange Says Keanu Reeves

Report: Keanu Reeves Too Sophisticated an Actor to Play Doctor Strange Says Keanu Reeves

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 13, 2014

In a recent interview, Reeves addressed fan demands that he play the Sorcerer Supreme, saying he's unsure the material would be at his level.

Walking Dead Premiere Beats Previous Records, Talking Dead Beats Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Walking Dead Premiere Beats Previous Records, Talking Dead Beats Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 13, 2014

Another blow to the Marvel TV show's self-esteem as a show discussing The Walking Dead smashes SHIELD in the ratings.

This Can't Be !@#$ing Real: Now Marvel Teasing New Civil War for 2015

This Can't Be !@#$ing Real: Now Marvel Teasing New Civil War for 2015

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 13, 2014

Following up on the rehashing of Secret Wars announced at New York Comic Con, Marvel is teasing a rehashing of 2005's Civil War for next year.

Kirby Settlement to Be Paid Entirely in Unsold Copies of Amazing Spider-Man #1

Kirby Settlement to Be Paid Entirely in Unsold Copies of Amazing Spider-Man #1

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 13, 2014

A loophole in the legal agreement allows Marvel to pay the Kirby family in mint and near mint copies of the recent Amazing Spider-Man relaunch.

Report: Dave Batista To Play Henchman In Next James Bond Film.

Report: Dave Batista To Play Henchman In Next James Bond Film.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on October 13, 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy star Dave Batista has reportedly been cast as the henchman du jour for the 24th film in the James Bond series.

NYCC: Silk & Spider-Gwen Nab Ongoings

NYCC: Silk & Spider-Gwen Nab Ongoings

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 13, 2014

Spinning out of Spider-Verse; two recently introduced characters will be getting their own ongoings.

NYCC: DC is Making a Mortal Kombat X Digital Prequel Comic

NYCC: DC is Making a Mortal Kombat X Digital Prequel Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 12, 2014

And The Outhouse has a copy of the script!

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