This entire article is being written just to justify the headline.
“Serves up” see what I did there?
In this galaxy, right here.
The rumor confirmed.
Chimpanzees are declared "legal persons" while fake girlfriends everywhere are not.
Find out when "Lego Batman" and the Lego Movie sequel are locked in for.
Who they are may signal spoilers for the current season…
When you click on this article, you will see spoilers, so if you don't want to know what happens, don't click on it, okay?
At least we've got some advance warning to this looming tragedy!
More Andy Dwyer: Raptor Whisperer and Raptors who are obviously hooked on a feeling.
Now where’s my Pushing Daises comic, dammit!
With special bonus: Adam West and Christopher Reeve alternative trailer!
Don't call it a "stand-alone"
In comparison, it doesn't seem nearly as bad!
Given Gareth Edwards is directing this, a giant monster has to be hiding in this teaser trailer. We just have to figure out WHERE.
It's the most shocking event in this saga yet!
Somebody found a way to make this awful trailer awesome.
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