Breaking: Woman Planning to Murder Husband With Upcoming "Bacchus (Omnibus Edition): Volume 1" From Top ShelfBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 3, 2015
The 560 page hardcover omnibus will make the perfect murder weapon.
Will the proposed movie be non-toxic?
Some of the episodes will feature intros from Peter Capaldi.
We swear we're not making this up.
The rumor is based on another rumor Rich Johnston started earlier in the same article.
For once, Marvel's super-mega-crossover event may actually be UNDER-hyped!
Maybe he'll just write it now. You know. Or not do it at all.
Liefeld called the film "the most amazing, exciting, unique comic book script" he's ever read.
The cinematic terrorist will spread his sinister creations to Thailand, Singapore, Malaysia, and China.
Benedict Cumberbatch now comes in two versions: regular, and milk chocolate.
Given the mortality rate of the humans, it might be a short series.
April fools joke or not, Dark Horse is giving Marvel a taste of its own medicine with a promotion mirroring Marvel's own trolls on DC.
Looks like we've been wrong about this show the whole time!
Someone was going to have to suffer for this. It might as well be them.
First order of business: making sure the site doesn't engage in any stupid April Fools pranks, such as fake-announcing new editors in chief.
The King of the Monsters gets some direction…
That's gotta be considered a step down!
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