Ellen Page and Jessica Alba Cast as Han Solo and Princess Leia in Jason Reitman's Empire Strikes BackBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014
Well, that was unexpected. Awesome, but unexpected.
Corporations Continue to Show Lack of Spine as Paramount Pulls Team America Screenings in Wake of Sony HackBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014
America: fuck no!
2015 Eisner Judges Announced; List Happens to Match Up With Outhouse's 2014 Comics Industrialist of the Year WinnersBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014
What an amazing coincidence that both organizations chose the six most intelligent, talented, and physically attractive people in the industry!
In related news, Marvel fans bemoaned the critically low supply of jerkoff material in their comics.
And it's not even Amazing Spider-Man 3.
You might have to shoryuken a kid in the face to get one.
Where were these hackers before Man of Steel came out? Thanks a lot, hackers!
And Many A Kirby Dot Will Be Spotted!
Hey look, it's Princess Leia! That's pretty NOOOO NOT MY CLAREMONT BOOK GOD DAMMIT!
Unlike Bleeding Cool, we won't spoil it in the headline.
Jason Reitman, Aaron Paul, J.K. Simmons, Kevin Pollak Putting on Live Empire Strikes Back, One Night OnlyBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014
Spoiler: Vader is Luke's dad.
Truly, it is the greatest of gifts!
And that rumor is being reported in the usual places.
There is another…
Only 90? What a quitter!
Are you ready for the (more than) 8-bit 80s invasion?
It's the most blunderful time... of the yeeeaaarrr!
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