And like the hit-grabbing lapdogs they are, the internet reports it as news.
So long, American exceptionalism.
At least he made it.
They'll quack you up
The first pictures of the bald villain hit the web today.
"It's a collectible item, shit head."
The Cabin in the Woods director and writer of Cloverfield and Netflix's Daredevil will reportedly helm the Spidey reboot.
They're already rehashing everything else from the nineties, so why not?
"A bad neighbor is a misfortune…"
The owner is unsure whether he will give the characters back or attempt to sell them on eBay for a modest profit.
The Fast & Furious actress made waves after dismissing a superhero movie rumor.
Jake will be able to grow to fill the big screen
In the TV show. Not in real life. We think.
The former superpersons will play secret roles in the upcoming show.
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