Wednesday, July 29, 2015 • Evening Edition • "The comic book industry's inflamed butthole."
Fans Who Haven't Torrented Game of Thrones Season Finale Yet Outraged by Spoilers on Website

Fans Who Haven't Torrented Game of Thrones Season Finale Yet Outraged by Spoilers on Website

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 21, 2015

If you haven't torrented the show yet, you probably shouldn't read this article.

Parody Trailer

Parody Trailer "The Greenlighter" Solves Marvel's Female Superhero Movie Woes

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 21, 2015

"The world needs someone to do the tiny bit of effort it takes to make a female superhero movie."

Because U Demanded It: Trent Reznor Working on

Because U Demanded It: Trent Reznor Working on "Fight Club" Broadway Musical

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 21, 2015

This could be amazing or terrible, or amazingly terrible.

Pixar Shows off the 'Good Dinosaur'

Pixar Shows off the 'Good Dinosaur'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 21, 2015

They better be on their best behavior given this is the second movie Pixar's done this year.

Hoohoo! Howard Stern Invented Ant-Man Films, Robin!

Hoohoo! Howard Stern Invented Ant-Man Films, Robin!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 21, 2015

Tell 'em, Fred.

Deadpool Latest Marvel Character to Get

Deadpool Latest Marvel Character to Get "Adult" Coloring Book

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 21, 2015

The merc with a mouth (for reciting 20 year old stolen jokes) is the latest addition to Marvel's "Color Your Own" line.

'M.A.S.K.' Poised For A Revival

'M.A.S.K.' Poised For A Revival

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 21, 2015

Micronauts too, plus more tidbits from the Hasbro Q2 Financial Call

Will The Collector Turn To The Dark Side In 'Star Wars Episode VIII'?

Will The Collector Turn To The Dark Side In 'Star Wars Episode VIII'?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 21, 2015

del Toro may travel to a galaxy far, far away…

A Certain Character In The 'Ant-Man' Movie Will NOT Appear In 'Civil War'

A Certain Character In The 'Ant-Man' Movie Will NOT Appear In 'Civil War'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 21, 2015

SPOILERS for the Ant-Man movie.

AyiyiyiyiyiyiYI! 'Xena: Warrior Princess' Reboot Rumored

AyiyiyiyiyiyiYI! 'Xena: Warrior Princess' Reboot Rumored

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 20, 2015

A "modern reboot"?

Industry Veterans Vie for

Industry Veterans Vie for "Most Promising New Talent" Nominations in Next Year's Harvey Awards

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 20, 2015

Following a broadening of the requirements in this year's nomination process, previously ineligible creators are campaigning for next year's awards.

Unhinged Bill Jemas to Give Away Free

Unhinged Bill Jemas to Give Away Free "Ultimate Night of the Living Dead" Comics on Launch Day

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 20, 2015

Each of Double Take's ten launch titles will be free to read digitally on their website!

New Outhouse Slogan: At Least We’re Not Gawker

New Outhouse Slogan: At Least We’re Not Gawker

By GHERU in News with Benefits on July 20, 2015

Is it sad that this is considered a win for us?

Image to Give Away Condoms With Comics; Seems Like Waste of Resources

Image to Give Away Condoms With Comics; Seems Like Waste of Resources

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 20, 2015

You don't really have to use one when you're only having sex with yourself.

Mark Waid Named Baltimore Comic-Con Guest Of Honor

Mark Waid Named Baltimore Comic-Con Guest Of Honor

By GHERU in News with Benefits on July 20, 2015

The city has only just recovered from the last major outbreak of violence.

'Batman: Bad Blood' Sneak Peak

'Batman: Bad Blood' Sneak Peak

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 19, 2015

Well, that was sure quick. Now we know what the next animated Batman will be about: Batman & Robin. Oh yeah, Dick Grayson is Batman in it.

"Ant-Man" Makes Only $58 Million in Opening Weekend, Considered "Failure"

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on July 19, 2015

"Ant-Man" only makes $58 million in U.S. opening weekend, considered a "failure" by journalists who are bored and want some hits on their sites and articles.

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