Tuesday, April 21, 2015 • Midnight Edition • "Those who arrive survive. Maybe."
Rocky Horror Remake? Marvel Was Right - Fox is Freaking Evil!

Rocky Horror Remake? Marvel Was Right - Fox is Freaking Evil!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 11, 2015

It's just a jump to the left... and then a kick in the nuuuuuts!

Marvel Movie Spider-Man Confirmed to Be Teenager Peter Parker

Marvel Movie Spider-Man Confirmed to Be Teenager Peter Parker

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 11, 2015

Still no word on his race though, so best to keep on high alert, culture warriors!

Sofia Boutella Voyages To 'Star Trek 3'

Sofia Boutella Voyages To 'Star Trek 3'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 11, 2015

That's really about all we know…

Who Will Get Rodriguez's Ire With June's 'Gwen Variants'?

Who Will Get Rodriguez's Ire With June's 'Gwen Variants'?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 11, 2015

Someone will probably get a stern talking to.

Breaking: World Finally Reverts Back to 1950 Status Quo After Man Says

Breaking: World Finally Reverts Back to 1950 Status Quo After Man Says "SJW" For Eleventy-Billionth Time

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 10, 2015

Everything is "right" in the world again after using the acronym "SJW" as a catch-all bludgeoning defense finally succeeded in cleansing the world of filthy liberal values.

TELEVISION SHOCKER!: CW’s “Arrow/Flash” Gets Totally Unpredictable Title

TELEVISION SHOCKER!: CW’s “Arrow/Flash” Gets Totally Unpredictable Title

By GHERU in News with Benefits on April 10, 2015

Who could have ever guessed?

Greg Rucka To Write “Star Wars VII” Prequel, “Shattered Empire”

Greg Rucka To Write “Star Wars VII” Prequel, “Shattered Empire”

By GHERU in News with Benefits on April 10, 2015

I wonder if there will be a “scrolling text” look to the title page.

EXXXCLUSIVE: Identity of Female Thor REVEALED!

EXXXCLUSIVE: Identity of Female Thor REVEALED!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 10, 2015

You believe this is a real article, right? Right?!

Report: WB, Sony Feuding Over Lego Movie Directors for Flash, Ghostbusters

Report: WB, Sony Feuding Over Lego Movie Directors for Flash, Ghostbusters

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 10, 2015

What can these studios do to win the directors' love?!

Small Preview Of 'Yellowjacket' From The 'Ant-Man' Movie

Small Preview Of 'Yellowjacket' From The 'Ant-Man' Movie

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 10, 2015

Squint and you might see the protagonist too…

George R. R. Martin Comments on Hugo Awards Ballot Stuffing Campaign

George R. R. Martin Comments on Hugo Awards Ballot Stuffing Campaign

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 10, 2015

If you believe feminists, liberals, and "SJWs" have taken over the Hugos, Martin thinks "someone has sold you a bill of goods."

Singer Confirms Hardy As 'Angel' For 'X-Men: Apocalypse'

Singer Confirms Hardy As 'Angel' For 'X-Men: Apocalypse'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 9, 2015

Plus concept art, and yes, butt.

Oh Blessed Day! Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Spinoff Rumored to be in the Works

Oh Blessed Day! Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Spinoff Rumored to be in the Works

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 9, 2015

Because if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Behold… An 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Vision Character Poster

Behold… An 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Vision Character Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 9, 2015

Well it's about time (note: not his butt).

Bricks, Videogames, & Properties Collide In 'Lego Dimensions'

Bricks, Videogames, & Properties Collide In 'Lego Dimensions'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 9, 2015

Yet another Convergence… but no slapping pizzas involved yet.

Spider-Gwen Creator Robbi Rodriguez on Frank Cho Cover:

Spider-Gwen Creator Robbi Rodriguez on Frank Cho Cover: "Be Lucky You're Never Around Me"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 9, 2015

We told you this story was just getting started.

Conjecture:

Conjecture: "Deadpool vs Thanos" Set For Fall Release

By GHERU in News with Benefits on April 9, 2015

In all honesty, this battle has been coming for a while.

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