Tuesday, September 27, 2016 • Midnight Edition • "We put the "O" in OCD."

At Apple Event, Desperate CEO Tim Cook Begs Fans to Pre-Order iPhone 7

At Apple Event, Desperate CEO Tim Cook Begs Fans to Pre-Order iPhone 7

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

Cook said the company will no longer be able to make the product if customers don't shoulder most of the risk.

'Super Mario' Makes the Jump To iPhones (Legally) -- Updated

'Super Mario' Makes the Jump To iPhones (Legally) -- Updated

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

Also, Pokémon GO onto your watch.

Image to Publish New Jonathan Hickman Book Consisting of Nothing But Weird Symbols

Image to Publish New Jonathan Hickman Book Consisting of Nothing But Weird Symbols

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

The comic, which has no artist, will be the greatest epic in the history of comics.

Was DC's Suicide Squad an Elaborate Plot to Help Shia LaBeouf Infiltrate and Destroy Superhero Movies?

Was DC's Suicide Squad an Elaborate Plot to Help Shia LaBeouf Infiltrate and Destroy Superhero Movies?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

If you're reading this, you already know that the answer is "yes."

Ash vs Evil Dead Season 2 Photos Splattered Online

Ash vs Evil Dead Season 2 Photos Splattered Online

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

Bruce Campbell, Lucy Lawless, Ted Raimi, and Lee Majors are present for the return of Starz's cult Horror-Comedy

NECA To FINALLY Release Mirage Shredder and Foot Clan as NYCC Exclusive!!!

NECA To FINALLY Release Mirage Shredder and Foot Clan as NYCC Exclusive!!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

Your wallets will VANISH at NYCC as NECA just revealed this whopper of an exclusive set.

Now Titan Comics to Produce X-Men Crossover Event

Now Titan Comics to Produce X-Men Crossover Event

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 6, 2016

There are too many X-Men crossovers for Marvel to publish alone!

Warner Bros Charges Self With Copyright Infringement, Piracy

Warner Bros Charges Self With Copyright Infringement, Piracy

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 6, 2016

At least Warner Bros is being held accountable for something.

Police Investigating Multiple Dragon Con Sexual Assaults

Police Investigating Multiple Dragon Con Sexual Assaults

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 6, 2016

For the second year in a row, Atlanta's fantasy/sci-fi convention was marred by reported sexual assault.

'Space Battleship Yamato 2202' Will Be A 7-Part Anime Movie Project (Japan)

'Space Battleship Yamato 2202' Will Be A 7-Part Anime Movie Project (Japan)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 5, 2016

May come to the West

'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.': First Look At Robbie Reyes

'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.': First Look At Robbie Reyes

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 5, 2016

A.K.A. Car-ridin' Ghost Rider. Plus a robot?

Everyone Else Stuffs Harvey Ballots, Cheats Valiant of Rightful Victory in Stunning Shutout

Everyone Else Stuffs Harvey Ballots, Cheats Valiant of Rightful Victory in Stunning Shutout

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 4, 2016

Let's just all agree that Valiant deserved every award and the winners are nothing but a bunch of no good cheaters.

'Star Trek: Discovery' Will Spawn Books & Comics

'Star Trek: Discovery' Will Spawn Books & Comics

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 4, 2016

Hopefully you won't need CBS All Access for them…

Rejoice! 'Shin Godzilla' Will Arrive in the US Theaters October 11th-18th!!!

Rejoice! 'Shin Godzilla' Will Arrive in the US Theaters October 11th-18th!!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 3, 2016

Due to all the hijinks, Funanimation released a official press release confirming that yes, the latest Godzilla movie would be running in US theaters from October 11th thru the 18th.

The Latest 'Legends Of Tomorrow' Teaser Has A New Guest STAR

The Latest 'Legends Of Tomorrow' Teaser Has A New Guest STAR

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on September 3, 2016

Here's a hint: it's a GIRL.

Marvel to Celebrate Screwing Over Jack Kirby With Birthday Variant Cover Program

Marvel to Celebrate Screwing Over Jack Kirby With Birthday Variant Cover Program

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 2, 2016

But The Atlantic has published a scathing report on Marvel's treatment of the comics legend, to our great satisfaction.

Action Lab Launches Questionable Program to Give Away 5 Million Comics to Kids

Action Lab Launches Questionable Program to Give Away 5 Million Comics to Kids

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 2, 2016

What could possibly go wrong?!

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