Friday, December 19, 2014 • Midnight Edition • "The Outhousers of Earth Ugh"
Welcome to the UFC, CM Punk... Hope You Survive the Experience!

Welcome to the UFC, CM Punk... Hope You Survive the Experience!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 7, 2014

The former WWE wrestler and Marvel Comics writer will fight in the UFC next year.

Police Issue Warrant for WWE Wrestler Heath Slater for 2011 Attempted Sexual Assault Allegations

Police Issue Warrant for WWE Wrestler Heath Slater for 2011 Attempted Sexual Assault Allegations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 6, 2014

The charges stem from an incident at a 2011 Wrestlemania 27 after-party in Atlanta.

Cops Shoot Man Carrying Cosplay Weapon Six Times, Face No Charges

Cops Shoot Man Carrying Cosplay Weapon Six Times, Face No Charges

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 6, 2014

Darrien Hunt was shot by police officers on September 6 for carrying a katana sword used for cosplay purposes.

Ant-Man Principal Photography Is Complete

Ant-Man Principal Photography Is Complete

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 6, 2014

Crewmembers still report feeling itchy…

Rowling to Publish 12 Harry Potter Short Stories for Xmas

Rowling to Publish 12 Harry Potter Short Stories for Xmas

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 6, 2014

Oh, just write more novels already!

‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’ Wraps Filming; Internet Complains

‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’ Wraps Filming; Internet Complains

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 6, 2014

The controversial superhero movie has finished production, much to the ire of haters everywhere.

Toonami Ushers in the New Year With a New Line-Up

Toonami Ushers in the New Year With a New Line-Up

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 6, 2014

Inuyasha: The Final Act moves up an hour, Cowboy Bebop HD premieres, and Deadman Wonderland returns for another run starting January 3rd.

Orci Out, Wright Possibly in on Star Trek 3

Orci Out, Wright Possibly in on Star Trek 3

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 6, 2014

Roberto Orci is... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHNNNNN!!!

Grumpy Old Man to Cosplayers: Get Off My Lawn

Grumpy Old Man to Cosplayers: Get Off My Lawn

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 5, 2014

Rich Johnston didn't spend four years in culinary school to get that pot-stirring degree for nothing!

Peter Pan Writer JM Barrie Pegged to Write Wonder Woman Movie Script

Peter Pan Writer JM Barrie Pegged to Write Wonder Woman Movie Script

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 5, 2014

The 153 year old author is reportedly in negotiations with Warner Bros to write the script.

Belligerent Fantastic Four Actor Proud of Abomination That is Upcoming Reboot

Belligerent Fantastic Four Actor Proud of Abomination That is Upcoming Reboot

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 5, 2014

Reed Richards actor Toby Keller had some choice words for critics of Fox's (Don't Call Them) Fantastic Four.

Retailers Set to Purchase Over One Million Copies of Star Wars #1

Retailers Set to Purchase Over One Million Copies of Star Wars #1

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 5, 2014

Look for 500 copies of this in your local twenty five cent bin in 2034.

ComicsPRO in Financial Pickle as Dills Accused of Misuse of Funds

ComicsPRO in Financial Pickle as Dills Accused of Misuse of Funds

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 5, 2014

We guess something about his spending didn't seem Kosher.

A New Director and Direction for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2'

A New Director and Direction for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 5, 2014

Hopefully in new direction they change the designs, recast April, keep Shredder, and the all the voice actors save Johnny Knox.

Comics Shocker: Strange New Image Graphic Novel From Ken Niimura Features No Punchy Kicky

Comics Shocker: Strange New Image Graphic Novel From Ken Niimura Features No Punchy Kicky

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 5, 2014

This... does not compute...

Image Announces New Eric Powell Crime Book: Big Man Plans

Image Announces New Eric Powell Crime Book: Big Man Plans

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 5, 2014

The comics is slated to debut in March.

Breaking: Possible Misappropriated Funds Scandal Rocks ComicsPRO

Breaking: Possible Misappropriated Funds Scandal Rocks ComicsPRO

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 5, 2014

The comics retailer trade organization revealed the possible misuse or misappropriation of funds on its Facebook page today.

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