Wednesday, June 3, 2015 • Evening Edition • "Yellow journalism at its finest."

Holy Crap - They're Making a Sixth Gun Tabletop RPG

Holy Crap - They're Making a Sixth Gun Tabletop RPG

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 22, 2015

The first news story we haven't felt the need to make fun of in weeks!

Rich Johnston Says DC Will Run Half Page Ads on Same Page as Comics

Rich Johnston Says DC Will Run Half Page Ads on Same Page as Comics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 22, 2015

It's a good thing he's focusing on the important stories.

Jem Movie Producer Jason Blum Wants Fans to Lower Expectations for Movie

Jem Movie Producer Jason Blum Wants Fans to Lower Expectations for Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 22, 2015

Hopefully that quells any fears that it's going to suck.

So What Did You Think of the Leaked Supergirl Pilot?

So What Did You Think of the Leaked Supergirl Pilot?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 22, 2015

Oh, you didn't hear? Yeah, this leaked all over the internet.

As Reward for J.K. Rowling Winning Defamation Lawsuit, Hot, Near-Nude Pics of Neville Longbottom Released on Internet

As Reward for J.K. Rowling Winning Defamation Lawsuit, Hot, Near-Nude Pics of Neville Longbottom Released on Internet

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 22, 2015

It could be that we're conflating these two stories because they both happened on the same day, but isn't it more fun to believe we aren't?

Man Will Not Watch Third Season of Popular Show After Trailer Reveals Characters Will Be

Man Will Not Watch Third Season of Popular Show After Trailer Reveals Characters Will Be "Outside the Dome"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

The new season of Under the Dome debuts next month, but a massive change may be in store for the series!

Using Taylor Swift Video, George Takei Taunts Marvel Over Lack of Female-Led Superhero Movie

Using Taylor Swift Video, George Takei Taunts Marvel Over Lack of Female-Led Superhero Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

Oh my! That's gotta hurt!

Robert Kirkman Joins Transformers Movie Franchise

Robert Kirkman Joins Transformers Movie Franchise

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

Thank god! We were afraid he'd have trouble getting more work!

Is Madelyne Pryor’s Under-Boob A Victim Of The “Manara Effect”?

Is Madelyne Pryor’s Under-Boob A Victim Of The “Manara Effect”?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

We report. You Decide

Uncanny X-Men #600 Pages Leak Showing Meeting Between Young Iceman and Old Iceman

Uncanny X-Men #600 Pages Leak Showing Meeting Between Young Iceman and Old Iceman

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

What were they talking about?! The Outhouse has the answer!

Wrestling Shocker: Destination America Cancels TNA Impact

Wrestling Shocker: Destination America Cancels TNA Impact

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

Thanks, Obama!

Hasbro Wants You to Have

Hasbro Wants You to Have "Summer Fun" With These Hulk Hands, If You Know What They Mean

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

Nudge nudge. Say no more.

Retailer Reveals DC's Secret New Marketing Plan

Retailer Reveals DC's Secret New Marketing Plan

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

...and the plan is already failing!

Lego Dimensions Trailer Featuring Christopher Lloyd Better Than Entire Batman v. Superman Movie Likely to Be

Lego Dimensions Trailer Featuring Christopher Lloyd Better Than Entire Batman v. Superman Movie Likely to Be

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

Lloyd reprises his most famous role! No, not the dad from Suburban Commando! The other one!

EXXXCLUSIVE: Brian Bendis in Talks to Play

EXXXCLUSIVE: Brian Bendis in Talks to Play "Krang's Body" in TMNT 2

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

Perhaps this is the reason Uncanny X-Men #600 has been pushed back??

Lex Luthor's New Look Post Convergence: Trenchcoat Wearing D-bag

Lex Luthor's New Look Post Convergence: Trenchcoat Wearing D-bag

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

Lex Luthor: Vampire Hunter??

Suing Season Continues! Toho Sues Voltage Pictures' 'Colossal' for their Blatant Godzilla-like Kaiju!!

Suing Season Continues! Toho Sues Voltage Pictures' 'Colossal' for their Blatant Godzilla-like Kaiju!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

Toho gets in on the lawsuit action as they take aim at a Voltage Pictures kaiju movie starring Anne Hathaway for being a bit too much like their famous kaiju, Godzilla.

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