Tuesday, March 3, 2015 • Afternoon Edition • "This is not rocket science, people. Get a grip."
Reign of the Five Dollar Comics in Marvel's May Solicitations

Reign of the Five Dollar Comics in Marvel's May Solicitations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 17, 2015

Want to pay $4.99 for Secret Wars and a bunch of ancillary tie-ins? Marvel has what you need, baby!

'Masters Of The Universe' Movie News This Week?

'Masters Of The Universe' Movie News This Week?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 17, 2015

Or maybe just Columbia Pictures will get it.

Dynamite Announces New Merch Partnership, Unveils Sexy J. Scott Campbell Vampirella Statue

Dynamite Announces New Merch Partnership, Unveils Sexy J. Scott Campbell Vampirella Statue

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 16, 2015

She's actually wearing more clothes than we expected when we first heard about this.

'Sword Art Online II' Coming to Toonami March 26!

'Sword Art Online II' Coming to Toonami March 26!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on February 15, 2015

The sequel series will be debuting not only on Toonami March 26th, but select episodes from that season will be premiering across the US at Sakura Con and Anime Boston on Saturday April 4th!!

Manhattan Projects' Nick Pitarra Declares Valentines War on Ava's Flowers (Very Graphicly NSFW)

Manhattan Projects' Nick Pitarra Declares Valentines War on Ava's Flowers (Very Graphicly NSFW)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 14, 2015

Pitarra promised the most epic day of tweets, and unlike Ava's Flowers, he delivered.

R.I.P. Gary Owens (1934-2015)

R.I.P. Gary Owens (1934-2015)

By Zechs in News with Benefits on February 14, 2015

The beloved announcer of Laugh-In and voice actor in countless cartoons passed away this weekend at the age of 80.

Gina Carano Reportedly Joins Deadpool Cast

Gina Carano Reportedly Joins Deadpool Cast

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 14, 2015

Carano will play Angel Dust alongside Ryan Reynolds' Deadpool.

To Celebrate Valentine's Day, Here's a Trailer for Next Week's

To Celebrate Valentine's Day, Here's a Trailer for Next Week's "The Flash" Featuring Gorilla Grodd

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 14, 2015

Nothing says "I heart you, Valentine" like an evil telepathic gorilla.

Man Dumps Fiance on Valentines Day Because She Wasn't Excited Enough About Marvel Regaining Spider-Man Movie Rights

Man Dumps Fiance on Valentines Day Because She Wasn't Excited Enough About Marvel Regaining Spider-Man Movie Rights

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 14, 2015

The breakup marked the third year in a row that Valentines day brought tragedy to the Shea family in Arkansas.

Lonely Fan Reading Article on Satirical Comic Book Website on Valentines Day

Lonely Fan Reading Article on Satirical Comic Book Website on Valentines Day

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 14, 2015

The fan reportedly had "nothing better to do today."

In Case You Didn't Have Enough Avengers Comics This Spring: Avengers VS

In Case You Didn't Have Enough Avengers Comics This Spring: Avengers VS

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

In which they fight.

Paying The Nightmare Forward: 'Star Wars' Wookie Furby

Paying The Nightmare Forward: 'Star Wars' Wookie Furby

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

“Furby” not “Furry.”

EXXXCLUSIVE: Brian Churilla Reveals Hellbreak Art Process via Snazzy Animated GIF

EXXXCLUSIVE: Brian Churilla Reveals Hellbreak Art Process via Snazzy Animated GIF

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

Witness the demise of our journalistic integrity in real time! And yes, we said "snazzy."

Marvel Taps Bendis & Sorrentino To Bring Unforgiven (aka; Old Man Logan) to Secret Wars

Marvel Taps Bendis & Sorrentino To Bring Unforgiven (aka; Old Man Logan) to Secret Wars

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

Here’s hoping it doesn't end 16 months late.

Ray Santiago and Dana Delorenzo Cast In

Ray Santiago and Dana Delorenzo Cast In "Ash vs Evil Dead"

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

The actors will play not Ashley J. Williams and not Ashley J. Williams, respectively.

Bleeding Cool and Rich Johnston Confirm Outhouse Scoop, Reveal Dan Slott Mystery Tweets

Bleeding Cool and Rich Johnston Confirm Outhouse Scoop, Reveal Dan Slott Mystery Tweets

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

It took Johnston two weeks, but he's finally solved the mystery!

Grammy Award Winning DJ

Grammy Award Winning DJ "Diplo" Uses Comic Artist's Work Without Permission, Becomes Belligerent Sexist When Called Out

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

Ironically, we will explain the whole thing using screenshots.

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