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Jem and the Holograms Trailer is Truly Truly Truly Disappointing

Jem and the Holograms Trailer is Truly Truly Truly Disappointing

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 13, 2015

In which Jude Terror complains complains about a trailer for Jem and the Holograms. We're jumping the shark here, people!

'The Muppets' TV Show Trailer Online

'The Muppets' TV Show Trailer Online

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 12, 2015

Also, its timeslot.

'ReBoot: The Guardian Code' Will Be A Live-Action Hybrid Series?

'ReBoot: The Guardian Code' Will Be A Live-Action Hybrid Series?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 12, 2015

Will the citizens of Mainframe meet their user?

BREAKING! DC Announces Next Event; Existential Crisis

BREAKING! DC Announces Next Event; Existential Crisis

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 12, 2015

This time it’s intra-personal!

Black Widow Replaced By Captain America in Avengers: Age of Ultron Toys

Black Widow Replaced By Captain America in Avengers: Age of Ultron Toys

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2015

It's toy sexism run rampant with the latest batch of superhero action figure playsets!

Mark Waid Says Archie Kickstarter Result of Financial

Mark Waid Says Archie Kickstarter Result of Financial "Damage," Slapfight Ensues

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2015

How did this become all about controversial retailer Dennis Barger Jr.?! Read on to find out!

SPOILERS: Identity of Female Thor Leaks (For Real This Time)

SPOILERS: Identity of Female Thor Leaks (For Real This Time)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2015

The greatest mystery of the last six months has finally been revealed!!!

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': Maz Kanata Revealed?

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': Maz Kanata Revealed?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 12, 2015

Guess Nyong'o isn't just playing a spotted faced human…

Lucifer Trailer is Here

Lucifer Trailer is Here

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 11, 2015

This doesn't bode well for Vertigo!

Archie to Launch Kickstarter to Fund More Reboot Titles

Archie to Launch Kickstarter to Fund More Reboot Titles

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 11, 2015

The major comic book publishing corporation that wants to sell you three and four dollar comics is looking for funding from you to make those comics.

REPORT: Everyone Feels Really Uncomfortable Talking to Batman on Day After Mother's Day

REPORT: Everyone Feels Really Uncomfortable Talking to Batman on Day After Mother's Day

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 11, 2015

Reports from all over Gotham City indicate that nobody wants to deal with an emotional Batman.

Rumor: Conservative Agitator Charles C. Johnson to Target Marvel's Ike Perlmutter, Possibly Revealing Rich Johnston's Big Secret

Rumor: Conservative Agitator Charles C. Johnson to Target Marvel's Ike Perlmutter, Possibly Revealing Rich Johnston's Big Secret

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 10, 2015

It's a tale of two Johnsons. Well, a Johnson and a Johnston. And also a Perlmutter.

Investigative Report: James McAvoy's Four Year Journey to X-Men Fan Acceptance

Investigative Report: James McAvoy's Four Year Journey to X-Men Fan Acceptance

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 9, 2015

A new photo of the X-Men franchise veteran sans hair marks the first time fans can truly see the character in his role.

Rosario Dawson Takes A 2nd Shift With 'Daredevil' & Possibly More?!

Rosario Dawson Takes A 2nd Shift With 'Daredevil' & Possibly More?!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 9, 2015

Sounds like she might be making the rounds…

NBC Cancels Constantine, WB Looking for New Network

NBC Cancels Constantine, WB Looking for New Network

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 8, 2015

Can Constantine still be saved?!

Jericho, Hogan, Bryan, Paige, T, Assman to Star in New Season of WWE Tough Enough

Jericho, Hogan, Bryan, Paige, T, Assman to Star in New Season of WWE Tough Enough

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 8, 2015

The wrestling reality show competition will get another season on USA.

Rumor: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Really Canceled This Time

Rumor: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Really Canceled This Time

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 8, 2015

We mean the proposed spinoff. The main show was renewed yesterday.

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