Fanboys asked Total Recall actress Kaitlyn Leeb if her third boob was real.
Katelyn Leeb stated in an interview with the Calgary Herald that the set of three breasts seen on her chest in the upcoming moving Total Recall are prosthetics, despite several breast experts at Comic-Con claiming otherwise. In the interview, Leeb stated that fans believed that she either had a third breast implanted in the middle of her chest or that prosthetics were used to push her existing breast to the side and add a third next to her armpit. She stresses that the breasts are fake and that her two real breasts are located underneath the prosthetic set.
Despite her claims, not everyone is sure that Leeb is telling the truth. Youtube commenter and self-proclaimed breast expert TitsMcBoobies69 stated that "no way is this rack fake. I've seen thousands of fake racks and these are definitely not one of them. I look forward to seeing all three of her nipples on screen so that I can fantasize doing whatever it is that people do with breasts during intercourse."
Porn watcher Yalplana agreed. "When i was in Bangkok, I totally paid for a hummer by a three-boobed girl. I'm glad that our society is finally more accepting of threetitiacs, which is the scientific term for those with more boobs than usual."
While no medical doctor could confirm whether there's ever been a reported case of "threetitia", deviantart user DoctorMotorboatin M.D. confirmed that such a thing were anatomically possible. "I've read several anatomy books when research my art," he said. "If a female Optimus Prime can use a strap on to nail Twilight Sparkles with double D breasts, why couldn't a woman have three boobs?"
At the end of the day, many fanboys don't care whether the boobs are real or not. "I like boobs on screen," said HunGLikeHOrse, a Yahoo! Answers user. "Doesn't matter how many I see. As long as they're perky."
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