- Written by ThanosCopter on Thursday, August 16 2012 and posted in News and Satire
The Internet has discovered a one sentence description of the movie. Ready to go nuts!
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Source: Production Weekly
A multitude of publications are reporting about a brief summary of The Guardians of the Galaxy, which has popped up on several Hollywood websites. Having done approximately fifteen minutes of research, the sources look legit, so here it is.
A U.S. pilot who ends up in space in the middle of a universal conflict and goes on the run with futuristic ex-cons who have something everyone wants.
Instead of asking the usual questions like "Who is the U.S. pilot?" or "What is it that the Guardians have?" I instead decided to look for hidden messages in the plotlines. Here's what I found after doing some rearranging of the letters.
"Spider-Man will not cameo in the movie. Universal Studios sucks. Go Disney!"
Pretty self-explanatory, I'd say.
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