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Popular Jewish Dating Site JDate Launches Manga Spinoff JManga7

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, August 17 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Popular Jewish Dating Site JDate Launches Manga Spinoff JManga7

JManga7 will offer new and old manga, seven days a week, at very reasonable subscription prices, you know.

Source: Robot 6

JDate, the world's leading Jewish singles network, has been offering full volumes of manga for sale on it its sister site, JManga, since 2010. JManga knows, however, that if there's one thing its customers really appreciate, it's a great bargain. That's why, after listening to kvetching from customers, they've decided to open JManga7, a service that allows readers full access to a bupkes-load of new and old manga at a reasonable subscription rate.

"Oy vey," said BK Thomson, Outhouse staffer. "Are you some kind of shmendrick? That site is so not Jewish."

That may be so, but the site certainly has shiksa appeal, giving discerning readers a chance to nosh on a large catalog of manga for one low rate, which will hopefully entice them to head over to JManga and purchase some full volumes. This isn't just schlock! It's quality manga, some released shortly after its publication in Japan. The idea may be mishegas, but it just might work!

"You've got a lot of chutzpah, Jude Terror," said GHERU, a prominent Jewish Outhouse writer. "Just because the site has the letter J in the title doesn't make it Jewish, you schmuck! Did you ever think it stood for 'Japanese'? Your shtick is farkakt!"

Okay, okay, don't plotz! This point is, starting in October, JManga7 will offer access to all the manga you need, seven days a week. That's right, even on the Sabbath! It's the kind of deal that everyone can appreciate, and should be celebrated for the innovative digital initiative it is. Mazel Tov, JManga. Mazel Tov.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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