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Bleeding Cool To Brag About These Rumors Next Week: GoTG, Nova, Aquaman

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, August 20 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Bleeding Cool To Brag About These Rumors Next Week: GoTG, Nova, Aquaman

Bendis and Larocca on Guardians of the Galaxy? Loeb and McGuinness on Nova? Johns off Aquaman? Direct your unique hits right here, internet!

Source: Bleeding Cool

This is the kind of article the Outhouse loves to write: the kind where we don't have to do any actual research! Today, tabloid journalist and stalwart proponent of modesty Rich Johnston served up a heaping dish of Monday morning rumors, including Jeph Loeb and Ed McGuinness on Nova, Geoff Johns leaving Aquaman, and The Great One Brian Bendis and Salvador Larocca on Guardians of the Galaxy. The rumors, of course, come with a side dish of self aggrandizement, as Johnston, as usual, provides links and infographics with each article showing how he has been right about previous rumors.

In fact, this reporter suspects that, following the trail of links from one article to another from Johnston bragging about his past successes, a person could trace the world wide web back to its origin. None of the stories above have been confirmed with official announcements from Marvel, but you can be sure it will happen next week, and when it does, Rich Johnston will be there to tell you he was right. And when he does that, we will brag about being right about that. It's a vicious circle.

There is no word on yet how Rich Johnston is magically able to predict what Marvel and DC will do weeks in advance. Sources at Marvel are baffled, with Joe Quesada reportedly saying, "Like I keep telling my secretary, Rich Johnston in a dress, I can't figure out how that damn Rich Johnston keeps stealing all of our announcements!"

DC's Dan Didio was also perplexed, saying aloud to himself in his office, "Where is Rich Johnston getting his information?!" reported Rich Johnston, who was hiding behind the curtains.

Stay tuned to the Outhouse as we will continue to report on Johnston's rumor-mongering, almost as much as Johnston himself.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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