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Stevie's Choice: The Decision That Will Change the Ultimate Universe Forever

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, August 20 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Stevie's Choice: The Decision That Will Change the Ultimate Universe Forever

OMFG Captain America's decision will change everything forever!!!11 FOREVER! Marvel means it this time!!!

Source: Press Release

Marvel has sent out the following press release, teasing an epic, world-shattering decision to be made by Ultimate Captain America as the Divided We Fall storyling running in Ultimate Comics Ultimates comes to a close and United We Stand kicks off. Upon reading of these claims, The Outhouse was intially skeptical, as the comic book industry can sometimes be just a little bit overzealous in claiming that the latest super-mega-event will change everything we've ever known about comic books for ever and ever. However, after reaching out to them for comment, Marvel assured us that this time, they really, really mean it. Honest to God.

"We really, really mean it this time," said Tom Brevoort, a Marvel editor who we don't make up quotes from as frequently as others, making him ideal for use in this article. "Pinky swear."

For those that still doubt the veracity of Marvel's claims, this reporter directs you to the title of the comic, which features the word "Ultimate" not once but twice, which should be all the proof you need that this is more than hyperbole.

Captain America will make his universe-altering decision in either Ultimate Comics Ultimates #15 or #16 - the press release is sort of vague about it. Both ship in September.

Here's the press release:

The DECISION That Will Change The Ultimate Comics Universe FOREVER.

With the country on the brink of a total meltdown, Captain America must make a decision that will forever change the Ultimate Comics Universe. Find out what that is as Divided We Fall hurtles towards its explosive finale in Ultimate Comics Ultimates #15 & United We Stand kicks off in Ultimate Comics Ultimates #16!

Penciled by LUKE ROSS
FOC – 8/27/2012, On Sale – 9/19/2012

Penciled by BILLY TAN
FOC – 9/3/2012, On Sale – 9/26/2012 


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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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