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Punisher Takes Aim at Vague Marvel NOW! Teaser

Written by ThanosCopter on Wednesday, September 05 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Punisher Takes Aim at Vague Marvel NOW! Teaser

The Marvel anti-hero appears to dislike the teaser for an upcoming series.

Source: Newsarama

It appears that the Punisher is an avid Outhouse reader and has decided to take action against the one word teasers promotiong new Marvel NOW! titles.  In a new teaser for "Lightning" (probably a new Living Lightning series) a crosshair appears in the center of the word.  From our end, it looks as if the Punisher, a longtime crosshairs user and advocate, is ready to shoot the trailer in the face, ending its pathetic life with one bullet. 
When we approached the Punisher, he simply replied "Hey you!  Assholes!  Why are you spoiling my attempt to kill this teaser on your website!  That's not cool!" 
However, the Punisher refused to say if the awkward Newsarama watermark found on the bottom corner of the teaser had anything to do with his decision to off the unlucky target. 
Also, whatever the "Lightning" series refers to, it'll be written by Daniel Way and Steve Dillon. 


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