Stan Lee Gets Pacemaker
- Written by xaraan on Saturday, September 29 2012 and posted in News and Satire
Stan Lee releases statement to address fan concern after successful operation.
Source: tmz
September 28, 2012
There has been quite a bit of fan concern since Stan Lee canceled his convention appearances a little over a week ago. Due to his age, a common worry was health issues. One of his fan sites even came to the defense of Stan, telling everyone he was just fine and there were no serious medical issues (i.e. lying to us all). While they were busy releasing statements stating he was perfectly fine, Stan was actually having a pacemaker installed in L.A. After a successful surgery, Stan himself released this statement to the fans:
Attention, Troops!
This is a dispatch sent from your beloved Generalissimo, directly from the center of Hollywood’s combat zone!
Now hear this! Your leader hath not deserted thee! In an effort to be more like my fellow Avenger, Tony Stark, I have had an electronic pace-maker placed near my heart to insure that I’ll be able to lead thee for another 90 years.
But fear thee not, my valiant warriors. I am in constant touch with our commanders in the field and victory shall soon be ours. Now I must end this dispatch and join my troops, for an army without a leader is like a day without a cameo!
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