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Marvel Hints at Billionth Avengers Title

Written by ThanosCopter on Thursday, October 04 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Marvel Hints at Billionth Avengers Title

We'll find out more about this teaser tomorrow.



Source: Marvel Teaser

Marvel's teaser department reached new lows when it released a teaser for a new Avengers project involving Jonathan Hickman.  Unlike other teasers, which at least showed a stylized adjective, this teaser simply showed the distinctive Avengers logo behind a large omega. 

When asked for a comment, Carl, chief intern of the fictional Marvel NOW! teaser department broke down into tears. "I've made so many of these things, I've run out of words," he exclaimed between sobs.  "I'm not an English major, I don't know this stuff! And all this stress for four stupid college credits for a class I don't even need!"

While Carl might be sobbing, we on the other hand are wondering exactly what this teaser hints at.  Is Marvel already moving towards its next event?  Is this the New Avengers series?  Will Hickman finally wrap up S.H.I.E.L.D?  We'll find out tomorrow.

 








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