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Thursday Stephanie Brown Conspiracy Update

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, November 01 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Thursday Stephanie Brown Conspiracy Update

The latest in Stephanie Brown conspiracy news from your Stephanie Brown Conspiracy headquarters, The Outhouse.

Source: Bleeding Cool

Earlier this week, the promise of a Stephanie Brown appearance was dangled in front of yearning fans and then pulled away at the last second, like Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown before he can kick it, or like I hold bowls of delicious Lucky Charms just out of reach over my children and then eat them myself and laugh merrily (those little bastards will never get me Lucky Charms!). The whole saga was covered by The Outhouse and rivals Bleeding Cool, with varying degrees of citation on both sides (mainly this one).

Now, Rich "The Spider" Johnston, that sneaky eunuch, has learned from his little birds that DC is set to release a Stephanie Brown Heroclix figure. The figure is clearly Stephanie, with blonde hair, purple costume, and the name Stephanie Brown printed on her file card. Thus far, not a single Stephanie Brown product has made it to its promised market, though iTunes did release the episodes of Young Justice that DC allegedly had pulled from Cartoon Network. So what will happen to this Heroclix figure?

We reached out to Dan Didio for comment, but he was dressed in a robe and long white beard, standing in front of the Heroclix factory's loading dock shouting "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Chances are, the figure will be recolored to be Barbara Gordon at the last minute, or recalled for containing toxic amounts of lead paint.

Stay tuned to The Outhouse for all your Stephanie Brown updates. Not Bleeding Cool. Bleeding Cool would be a good choice if you need someone to smuggle your whore into your castle and keep it a secret from your incestuous sister. For Stephanie Brown news, you want The Outhouse.

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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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