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Dan Slott: Please Don't Spoil Amazing Spider-Man #698

Dan Slott: Please Don't Spoil Amazing Spider-Man #698

Free previews of the book are coming out, and the Amazing Spider-Man writer doesn't want the twist spoiled.

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Today both on his Twitter/Facebook, Dan Slott, The Amazing Spider-Man and soon to be Superior Spider-Man writer, pleaded with readers and reviewers of the book with this message:

Heads up: People are getting their hands on review/advance copies of ASM #698. I see anyone spoiling it ahead of time (before November 21st): I will BLOCK you for life on ALL social media. Very serious. We've worked VERY hard to keep this stuff under wraps and make this fun for people WHEN they read the book. We've done all we can on this end-- now it's up to you.

Now unlike that other fiendish website, Bleeding Cool, where reporter Ricch Johnston will be spoiling the comic come November 21 (the day the issue is released), we here at the Outhouse will not be, mostly because we won't be getting a free copy. Of course, if we did, the outcome would be simple. If this reporter were to post these spoilers, he knows that Dan Slott would find him, but not block him. For he knows Slott has a certain set of very particular skills; skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that will make it a nightmare for a fans such as this reporter. Speaking with history on my side, Slott will find you. And not only will he block you he will troll you to kingdom come. And, possible, he will have sex with your mother.

With that said, to anyone who dares to cross Dan Slott, I say: GOOD LUCK, BRO. If i were you, I wouldn't even READ spoilers for the issue, just to be safe.

 

     





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