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The Return of the Powerpuff Girls

Written by Zechs on Tuesday, November 27 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
The Return of the Powerpuff Girls

Are Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles returning in a new cartoon show? Yes, it appears so!

CURSES!!! Long have I MOJO JOJO, suffered from watching three mutant infants smack around descently fiendish folk. Folk who simply just wanted to do simple evil things like bank robbery, littering, corrupting the souls of people, getting what they want, and of course TAKING OVER TOWNSVILLE!!!! For taking over places are good! Yet still evil, because nobody wants to be controlled but the controller. Thus given I MOJO JOJO am the controller!


Now the past few months these goodie two shoe little girls have been hinted by their various creators who worked on the show (Genndy Tartakovsky, Craig McCraken) and now a Beatle has gone on record he'll be voicing a character called Mr. Fibonacci for the show. Though since they are in various places  that no one looks, save for me. I MOJO JOJO, have decided to piece the ever complex circle of pieces together in a large piece of complex circle pieced from pieces.


So that now you the reader, who is reading this, can now read that these complex pieces of information I MOJO JOJO have learned this and felt like sharing. Because by sharing this you know that this means that I MOJO JOJO will also be returning and by doing the act of returning you hear my clear concise and to the point speak again!!! Because there is only one MOJO JOJO!! That's all, and well enough! Because in reality there is only room in this world for ONE MOJO JOJO! One shall be the number of MOJO JOJOs in the world! And the number of MOJO JOJOs in the world shall be one! Two MOJO JOJOs is two many! Three is right out! So the only MOJO JOJO there is room for in the world SHALL BE ME! And being the only MOJO JOJO in the world I will rule the world, in which there is ONE MOJO JOJO!!!!


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P.S. When I MOJO JOJO find out more information of this story that is developing and has continued to develop in the past few months. I MOJO JOJO shall report it. For reporting is what I must do to gain an edge of my cursed foes the Powderpuff Girls! Thus no more flying! No more laser eyes! No more super speed or ice breath! And no power punches, definitely no more power punches!!






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About the Author - Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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