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Superior Spider-Man Terrorizes Barack Obama

Written by ThanosCopter on Wednesday, December 19 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Superior Spider-Man Terrorizes Barack Obama

A new image depicts the new Marvel character attacking the president.

Source: Twitter

Now that Amazing Spider-Man #700 spoilers have leaked across the Internet, most computer saavy comic book fans know what sort of character the new "Superior" Spider-Man will be.  However, if there was any question, a new image released by the White House shows the new Spider-Man character attacking President Barack Obama.

As seen above, Spider-Man is shown attacking the president of the United States right outside of the Oval Office, pinning him to the wall with a new type of invisible webbing.  We can only imagine that Spider-Man has already incapacitated Obama's Secret Service off-screen. 

While no artist was named, we believe the image was drawn by Humberto Ramos, judging by Spider-Man's odd proportions, which make him resemble a toddler. 

For shame, Dan Slott.  For shame.


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