Christopher Federline (brother of K-Fed) claims Spears stole credit card to buy thousands of dollars of comics.
Source: Fox News
Fox News, a news organization with almost as much journalistic integrity as The Outhouse, has reported that Christopher Federline, brother of Britney Spears' baby-daddy Kevin Federline, is claiming that he is the real father of Spears' children. Also, claims Federline, Spears stole his credit card and used it to purchase thousands of dollars worth of comic books. In particular, Federline says Spears bought a shitload of Archie Comics, Betty Boop, and Mad Magazine. When Federline confronted Spears about the fraud, she allegedly "made fun of him."
The comic book caper is just another chapter in the ongoing saga of Spears' craziness, which has featured notable highlights like a public head-shaving, drug abuse allegations, and even the loss of custody of her children to Kevin Federline in 2007. "You know you've got problems when K-Fed is viewed by the courts as the better choice to raise your children," said this reporter, right now. Despite all of this, nobody could have possibly imagined Spears would sink so low as to read Archie Comics. "Nobody reads Archie comics," I added.
Spears became popular in the late nineties thanks to her pop music talents and the large record-buying contingent of adult males with a desire to have sex with sixteen-year-old girls, and is now the host of televisions' X-Factor. The comic book shop where Christopher Federline claims Spears illegally used his credit card to purchase comics refuses to refund the money, saying Spears is a longtime customer. Comic book fans, as a group, have agreed to accept Spears into their community despite her decade of craziness and alleged criminal behavior, because "she is a girl."
The Outhouse will keep you updated on further developments to this story.
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