Marvel's Marvel NOW! Teaser One X Away from Porn
- Written by ThanosCopter on Monday, January 07 2013 and posted in News and Satire
Marvel has released a new, risque teaser.
Source: Newsarama
Marvel's marketing department has sunk to a new low, having released a teaser with two letters on it. This teaser has the letters "XX" on it. This of course is interesting as that's one X away from "XXX", which is either a popular porn designation, the name of a Vin Diesel movie, or a turkey in bowling.
Now, we don't know if new series is a Milo Minara inspired sex romp and junior intern Vlad Kozinkerkov, Marvel's chief teaser manufacturer, simply forgot an X. However, the presence of "Wood" on the top of the teasers lends a bit credence to the theory, as is the obviously misspelled phrase "Cop a feel". Vlad, just because you're not getting paid for your work doesn't mean that you shouldn't be bothered to spell correctly. Don't be like Rich Johnston, Vlad.
There are other rumors that it could be a new series featuring the X-Women, writen by Brian Wood, with art by Oliver Copiel. However, as any whiny manchild fanboy will tell you, series featuring women protagonists are immediate failures in the market and should be whined about.
We'll keep you posted. Here's the teaser.
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