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Could Joseph Gordon-Levitt Star in Y: The Last Man Movie?

Written by ThanosCopter on Thursday, January 10 2013 and posted in News with Benefits
Could Joseph Gordon-Levitt Star in Y: The Last Man Movie?

No.



Source: ThanosCopter Newswire

Internet heartthrob Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been rumored as a potential star in just about every comic book and geek movie currently in development.  The Sin City 2 star has been rumored to appear in the upcoming Justice LeagueGuardians of the Galaxy, and Godzilla movies, not to mention every other movie in need of a young male lead. 

So the question that needs to be asked is: could Joseph Gordon-Levitt play the role of Yorick in the new Y: The Last Man movie?  We asked some Hollywood experts to comment on the likelihood of Gordon-Levitt appearing in the movie.

Rick from Comicbooks.com: Oh, absolutely.  I think he would make a fantastic Yorick.  Yorick is a twenty-something breathing male.  JGL is also a twenty-something breathing male.  He should really be the studio's only choice.  Be sure to check out my website for more insight about JGL including "Why the World Will End if Joseph Gordon-Levitt Isn't Cast as Yorick", "Five Things We'd Like to See Joseph Gordon-Levitt Do In Y: The Last Man" and "Could Joseph Gordon-Levitt Ever Fall in Love with a Full-Time Internet Journalist?"

Jude Terror:  The only way JGL would make a good Yorick is if the studio wanted to see the movie fail.  However, I think Gordon-Levitt would make for a fantastic Ampersand, Yorick's monkey.  Gordon-Levitt's great at playing bit supporting characters and they're both about the same size and build.

Frankenstein: Former Agent of SHADE: ME NO LIKE JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT.  ME FEEL SECOND TIER INTERNET SITES JUST EXPLOIT HIM FOR CHEAP INTERNET HITS.  ME NO WANT TO BE INVOLVED WITH ANY ARTICLE ABOUT JGL.  JGL BAD FOR JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY!

So there you have it, opinion is decidedly mixed about Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  We'll be sure to keep you updated as more Joseph Gordon-Levitt news streams in. 

[Editor's Note: In case the point of this article wasn't clear, I'm going to say Joseph Gordo-Levitt's name a few more times to make sure the Google Bots pick up on it.  Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and pick out a yacht to buy with all the JGL related ad revenue we're about to get.  Joseph Gordon-Levitt!]






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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


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