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Grand Theft Auto V Headed to PC?

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, January 21 2013 and posted in News with Benefits
Grand Theft Auto V Headed to PC?

The PC version of GTA V has been listed for preorder on the French version of Amazon.com.

Source: Amazon France

Amazon.fr, the French version of Amazon.com, has listed a PC version of Grand Theft Auto V for preorder on its website, despite no announcement from Rockstar about a PC version of the game. As previous installments of the game have been released on PC, this isn't a stretch, but PC gamers have been sweating it out as only a PS3 and XBOX 360 version have been discussed so far, making this the first semi-official confirmation that non-console gamers will get to play. The PC version is listed at EURO 49,99, as compared to EURO 54,00 for the Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 versions. The Outhouse is unsure what this translates to in real money, but we are pretty sure the difference is worth at least three blocks of smelly cheese, the most stable currency in France.

We sent Outhouse reporter ThanosCopter to France to interview Amazon.fr representatives because he is known for speaking both French and Greek, at least according to the Craigslist advertisement we read when we hired him. Unfortunately, due to the language barrier and the fact that ThanosCopter is an impressive flying machine of terror, Amazon.fr executives mistakenly believed him to be an invading force and promptly surrendered, following national protocol. We are working on straightening matters out, but for the past several hours, ThanosCopter has been dressing like Napoleon, ending all of his sentences with French phrases such as  "wee wee,"  "poo poo," and "haw haw," and trying to enact a massive discount on the website for the sale of French ticklers, known colloquially in the region as simply "ticklers."

We'll keep you posted as the situation develops.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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