Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus, the Tooth Fairy, and Heath Ledger's Reanimated Corpse
- Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, January 24 2013 and posted in News and Satire
More rumors have surfaced about the possibly fictional Justice League movie.
Source: Latino Review
Since even before Marvel's Avengers took the box office by storm last year, the comic book media has been speculating on DC's rumored Justice League movie. After Avengers turned out to be such a hit, sites began posting new rumors on a weekly basis. The movie would be a reverse Avengers, starting with one film and branching off into several franchises. It would tie in with Nolan's Dark Knight movies. It wouldn't tie in with Nolan's Dark Knight movies. It would feature Dick Grayson as Batman. It would feature the same Superman as Zack Snyder's Man of Steel. It would feature an all new Superman. It changes from week to week.
Personally, The Outhouse is unconvinced that the movie will ever actually be made. The only evidence comes from periodic rumors from a third rate newspaper. The movie has no director, no screenwriter, no release date, and no cast. It's basically like the JGL as Batman rumors that Comicbooks.net reporter Gus Sterlingham writes about every day, except with less homosexual undertones.
In any case, the latest rumor to hit the net is that the movie will star only Batman, Superman, The Flash, Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman. This is sad news for Aquaman, Hawkman, and Martian Manhunter fans who were hoping that their favorite character would be rumored to appear in a movie that will probably never actually be produced. The rumors, originating on Latino Review, have been picked up by reputable outlets like IGN and Ain't It Cool News, bizarrely proving that The Outhouse is actually a more reliable news source than real news sources, since we tell it like it is: this is all a bunch of crap.
So, take this one with a grain of salt. We'll keep you updated the next time these completely unsubstantiated rumors annoy us enough to want to make fun of them in an article, or when Warner Bros actually makes an official announcement about any of this.
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