Marvel Promotes Bullying in Skottie Young Age of Ultron Cover
- Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, January 29 2013 and posted in News and Satire
A new variant cover for Age of Ultron shows a child Ultron bullying child Marvel heroes on the playground.
Source: Press Release
Bucking the anti-bullying trend that's currently all the rage in the entertainment industry, Marvel has released a pro-bullying variant cover for Age of Ultron drawn by Skottie Young. The cover shows a child Ultron standing on top of a heap of Marvel heroes, also depicted as children, and giving kid-Hawkeye what we're going to call a sort-of-wedgie with his arrow holster.
We asked Marvel head honcho Joe Quesada for comment on the shocking image, but he asked us if we were "a sissy" and demanded that we hand over our lunch money. We complied, but he still punched us in our stomach and called us a nerd, and told us we had better come back with more money tomorrow.
We are looking into an alternate route we can take while walking to school in the future, and will keep you updated.
Here's the press release:
Skottie Young Covers AGE OF ULTRON #1!
Marvel is pleased to present your first look at Eisner Award Winning artist, Skottie Young’s, variant cover to Age Of Ultron #1! This March, enter the darkest days of the Marvel Universe as it’s heroes fight for from the blockbuster creative team of Brian Michael Bendis (All New X-Men, Avengers VS. X-Men) and Bryan Hitch (Ultimates, Fantastic Four). Evil has triumphed over good and leading this new age is none other than Ultron, the deadly sentient robot created by founding Avenger Hank Pym who turned on his creator to achieve his twisted objective…the utter destruction of humanity. Now, it’s up to the few remaining heroes to band together and find any way to topple their new monarch. Can Wolverine, Emma Frost, Invisible Woman, Taskmaster, Beast, She-Hulk, Luke Cage, Spider-Man, and Moon Knight turn the tide? Find out this March in Age of Ultron #1!
AGE OF ULTRON #1 (JAN130627)
AGE OF ULTRON #1 YOUNG VARIANT (JAN130632)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH
Variant Cover by SKOTTIE YOUNG
FOC – 2/11/13, ON-SALE – 3/6/13
AGE OF ULTRON #2 (JAN130634)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH
On-Sale March 2013 A.U.
AGE OF ULTRON #3 (JAN130637)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH
On-Sale March 2013 A.U.
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