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Chris Pratt is Starlord in Guardians of the Galaxy Movie

Written by ThanosCopter on Tuesday, February 05 2013 and posted in News with Benefits
Chris Pratt is Starlord in Guardians of the Galaxy Movie

The Zero Dark Thirty star will play Peter Quill.

Source: Deadline

The lead of Guardians of the Galaxy has been cast, and unsurprisingly it's an actor that hasn't been mentioned in a single rumor.  Chris Pratt, of Moneyball, Parks and Recreations and Zero Dark Thirty, will play Peter Quill, better known as Starlord.  Pratt won the role over Lee Pace, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Zachary Levi and a host of others.  Production for the movie formally began today, as noted by James Gunn's Twitter feed. 

The news comes as a huge disappointment to Joseph Gordon-Levitt fans such as writer Gus Sterlingham, who already has at least twenty-seven JGL as Starlord rumor articles pre-written. "Maybe JGL can play Groot or Cosmo," said Sterlingham, deflated. "Or maybe Marvel will change up the story and have Joseph Gordon-Levitt join the team. Then he can play himself. I gotta go, articles to write!"

Anyways, in this humble reporter's opinion, this is a pretty solid pick for the lead.  Pratt not only has acting chops, he also has a knack for comedic timing, something that should help him excel under James Gunn, the professional wrestler and fashion expert that will be directing the movie.


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