Green Lantern: The Animated Series Twelve Step Program
- Written by Zechs on Thursday, February 14 2013 and posted in News and Satire
Co-creator of Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Giancarlo Volpe has a guaranteed step by step process of making the series a smash hit.
Ever since the show was announced was cancelled, co-creator of Green Lantern: TAS Giancarlo Volpe has now devised a genius twelve step program of how to make the show a smash hit.
12 easy steps to make Green Lantern the Animated Series a run-away SMASH HIT: Step 1: Go to your local Toys R Us, Walmart or Target #GLTAS — Giancarlo Volpe (@Giancarlo_Volpe) February 13, 2013
Step 2: Ask where they keep their Green Lantern merchandise.Step 3: Correct them when they assume you meant Green Arrow. #GLTAS — Giancarlo Volpe (@Giancarlo_Volpe) February 13, 2013
Step 4: Do not be alarmed when they say that all GL toys are in the bargain bin or the garbage can.Step 5: Offer to buy it all. #GLTAS — Giancarlo Volpe (@Giancarlo_Volpe) February 13, 2013
Step 4 Note: They will ask if you're sure. Repeat, "All of it". Because it's in the bargain bin, you'll get a deal. Everything for $7 #GLTAS — Giancarlo Volpe (@Giancarlo_Volpe) February 13, 2013
Step 6: Have friends do the same. Step 7: Powers-That-Be will suddenly perk up and stop snorting coke off the back of a call girl #GLTAS — Giancarlo Volpe (@Giancarlo_Volpe) February 13, 2013
Step 8: When 1st quarter profits sky rocket, they will ask what's making them so rich. An assistant will say "Sir it's Green Lantern" #GLTAS — Giancarlo Volpe (@Giancarlo_Volpe) February 13, 2013
Step 9: Powers-That-Be will yell "What other 'Green Hornet' stuff do we have?!" Assistant will correct him "Sir, it's Green Lantern." #GLTAS — Giancarlo Volpe (@Giancarlo_Volpe) February 13, 2013
Step 10: Power-That-Be will find out he is sitting on a virtual gold mine called #GLTAS. He'll make death threats to WB/CN/DC to make more. — Giancarlo Volpe (@Giancarlo_Volpe) February 13, 2013
Step 11: Wait at least 1 calendar year for WB to write and animate new episodes of Sinesto Corps, Indigo Tribe and maybe even Arisia #GLTAS — Giancarlo Volpe (@Giancarlo_Volpe) February 13, 2013
Step 12: Bask in the glory of 26 all new episodes of #GLTAS , which will air over the course of the next nine years. — Giancarlo Volpe (@Giancarlo_Volpe) February 13, 2013
Now that you know the twelve steps of success as dictated by Mister Volpe. Go forth GL: TAS fans. Go forth and spread the program throughout the corners of netdom.
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Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Character Spotlight, and Cartoon Reviews. He's also an aspiring comic book writer trying to get some of his works published on the Outhouse. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.
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