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Now Frank Pretend To Care About News: Fantastic Four Movie Stuff!

Now Frank Pretend To Care About News: Fantastic Four Movie Stuff!

It now Frank’s turn to make something out of nothing, Frank hope he can stretch this out as well as Jude!

Source: Matthew Vaughn Boards Fox’s ‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot

Today reported that Matthew Vaughn is now producer of new Fantastic Four movie.  At first Frank really happy because he think that this mean that Richards get high all the time, then Frank realize Matthew Vaughn isn’t Matthew McConaughey.  Then Frank remember that he hate Iron Man until movie and is happy again, but then Frank remember that Matthew Vaughn not Vince Vaughn and he not even guy who direct Iron Man.

Frank finally figure out that Matthew Vaughn is guy who produce Kick-Ass, a movie that Frank like more than book because it come out when it supposed to, so then Frank happy again.  Then Frank remember it Fantastic Four and they suck, so Frank no care anymore.

Matthew Vaughn produce movie Frank no see written by Jeremy Slater. Kerry Foster, and Gregory Goodman that come out March 6, 2015; a week before Uncanny Avengers #6 is set to hit stores.

Frank want something to do now that he have to write about Fantastic Four, so Frank watch Charlie!



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