Wednesday, November 26, 2014 • Morning Edition • "That smell was here before we went in."

Latino Review Berates Joss Whedon for Debunking Planet Hulk Rumor

Written by El Presidente on Tuesday, March 05 2013 and posted in News with Benefits
Latino Review Berates Joss Whedon for Debunking Planet Hulk Rumor

The rumor site stated that Hollywood keeps score, and that Whedon's score was 1.



Source: The Twitter

El Presidente here, speaking to you live from a rooftop somewhere in NYC.  Why on a rooftop?  Because that's what credited rumor sources do!

My scoop for you, dear comrades, is this: Avengers director Joss Whedon was the subject of a veritable Bay of Pigs Invasion today by the fiery El Mayimbe, the hard partying rumor source responsible for much of the BS comic book movie rumors running amok on the web. After Whedon dismissed the rumors as "nonsense" in an interview with IGN, Mayimbe, who writes for Latino Review, took to Twitter in response.

"Re: Joss Whedon and BS directors who dispute my rumors," said Mayimbe in the first of a series of Tweets that no longer exist, and probably never existed in the first place.

"In Hollywood, people keep score and your score is 1."

"Sure the Avengers was a hit, but does Joss Whedon have over three dozen certified trade rumors credited to his name? Nope."

"Remember who first said that Heath Ledger would be the Joker. Now compare that to the guy who made Dollhouse. Which would you rather believe?"

"Listen, I'm on a rooftop in NYC right now. Where's Joss Whedon? Probably behind some computer screen."

Mayimbe finished with this actual tweet: "Warfare is based in deception...And I got plenty of nonsense in store for Marvel."

As you can see, El Mayimbe is madder than Che Guevara was that one time I mixed my pubic hairs in with his favorite pipe tobacco. Hahaha! He nearly launched a soviet ballistic nuclear missile at me for that one!

Though Latino Review has less industry credited trade scoops than the superior Cubano Review, one has to consider that Latino Review's Alexa score is much higher than Joss Whedon's. Based on that, we're going to have to give this round to Joss Whedon.

Be sure to stay tuned to the Outhouse, cool cats and dogs.  I'll have a major scoop later this week that will blow your government issued socks off! 






Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:




Comment without an Outhouse Account using Facebook

We get it. You don't feel like signing up for an Outhouse account, even though it's FREE and EASY! That's okay. You can comment with your Facebook account below and we'll take care of adding it to the stream above. But you really should consider getting a full Outhouse account, which will allow you to quote posts, choose an avatar and sig, and comment on our forums too. If that sounds good to you, sign up for an Outhouse account by clicking here.

Note: while you are welcome to speak your mind freely on any topic, we do ask that you keep discussion civil between each other. Nasty personal attacks against other commenters is strongly discouraged. Thanks!
Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:


About the Author - El Presidente


El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 


More articles from El Presidente
The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!