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New Ultimate Cloak and Dagger Only Story Left When Reporter Arrives at Newsroom

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, March 07 2013 and posted in News with Benefits
New Ultimate Cloak and Dagger Only Story Left When Reporter Arrives at Newsroom

Also, there was nothing left but plain donuts. Who the hell eats plain donuts?!

Source: Newsarama

Outhouse reporter Jude Terror was shocked and saddened this morning when he arrived a half hour later than usual to the Outhouse Newsroom, only to find that all of the good stories had been written up by ace reporter and former supervillain marquee vehicle ThanosCopter, who always arrives on time due to his ability to avoid traffic by flying high above the city.

"It's not fair," Terror told a group of other disgruntled writers behind ThanosCopter's back. "That guy is such a jerk!"

After writing up a story about Kurt Busiek returning to Astro City, drama over the book Sullivan's Sluggers, and Rand Paul's filibuster to promote Age of Ultron, the only remaining story to be written about was Marvel's introduction of a new Cloak and Dagger in Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #24.

"What is this, 2004?" Terror frustratedly asked. "No one cares about the Ultimate Universe anymore, dammit!"

Well, almost no one. Cloak and Dagger are the lead story over at Marvel marketing department annex Newsarama, which gives us the solicitation text and cover for Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #24. "Can Miles return to Spider-Man after everything that's happened?" the solicitation asked.

"There's a new band of superheroes in town!" it continued. "What is Ultimate Power Pack?!"

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ," responded readers.

Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #24 is out in June. Here's the cover and solicit, for what it's worth:

• Can Miles return to Spider-Man after everything that’s happened?
• There’s a new band of superheroes in town!
• What is Ultimate Power Pack?!
32 PGS./Rated T+ ...$3.99


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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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