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Age of Ultron #5 First Look Reveals... Well, Pretty Much Nothing

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, March 14 2013 and posted in News with Benefits
Age of Ultron #5 First Look Reveals... Well, Pretty Much Nothing

Take a look at this preview from Age of Ultron #5, in which pretty much the same stuff that happened in #1 and #2 happens again.

Source: Press Release

Bunch of robots shooting lasers in a destroyed cityscape? Check.

Heroes standing around looking depressed in a basement somewhere? Check.

And that describes just about every preview we've seen from any Age of Ultron related book, as well as what actually happens in the first two issues that have already been released. It's also what happens in this latest preview, from issue # goddamn 5.

One would think that, by the fifth issue of a ten issue series, the heroes would probably get out of that damn basement and start actually doing something. Maybe that is the shocking conclusion that Joe Quesada insisted he had to draw himself in the final issue. The heroes finally stop moping around and leave the basement, perhaps to get sandwiches or something.

Wait a minute... Is Age of Ultron actually a metaphor for the life of the fanboy?

Here's the press release:


This April, the fight against the mechanical menace Ultron has reached a fever pitch in Age Of Ultron #5, courtesy of the blockbuster creative team of Brian Michael Bendis and Bryan Hitch! The few remaining members of Earth’s Mightiest must head to the Savage Land in the hopes of finding a way to survive and turn the tide of war! But with half of the heroes dead, are they enough to stop Ultron?

With the robotic revolution in full force, no fan can miss how Age of Ultron will ultimately change the Marvel Universe leaving no hero or villain unscathed! So what are you waiting for? Head on over to your local comic shop and reserve a copy of Age of Ultron #5!

AGE OF ULTRON #5 (FEB130477)
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH
FOC – 3/18/13, ON-SALE – 4/10/13 


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